Mattie

Uncle Baby Billy has been living rough

friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there

Looks a little like a dark-eyed junco. Those birds are great and we tend to see them when it’s cold/snow on the ground.

CBS News Exclusive | Did Nicolas Maduro fund the pro-Palestinian protests of 2023 and 2024? Bill Ackman and Miriam Adelson have their suspicions.

Can you make a movie if all his dialogue is just reaction gasps?

Bluesky is so polite.

You should name him Sadasaurus Puppy Eyes

Dinesh and Vivek should form a support group for MAGA Uncles learning the hard way…

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h • Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

What’s funny is that MAGA gets all upset when no one is surprised they talk/think like this.

There’s also a foundational conspiracy theory in their bubble: most people agree with them, and the only reason it appears otherwise is radical leftists took over all institutions and forced people to parrot wokeness or whatever.

Acknowledging organic protest creates too much cognitive dissonance.

100% this. They can’t fathom the idea that no one actually likes them.

Americans: My family needs healthcare

GOP: No

Americans: It is VERY important

GOP: NO healthcare but here’s coal

Americans: I don’t need coal

GOP: It’s all we have.
Wait, here’s measles.

Americans: But my kid is sick

GOP: The gold in the White House is 24 karat.

#RemoveTrump

The FBI says there was insufficient evidence to charge Tom Homan with bribery because in the video of undercover agents handing him a bag of cash he did not say “Thank you for this bribe.”

Did someone say 🏴‍☠️?

Just put my membership on a 2 month “pause.” If they don’t bring Jimmy back by then, I’ll just cancel. It’s not much, but it seems all we can do now.

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

It’s one of the reasons I switched to PS after lifelong Xbox ownership

Now this is what peak athletic performance looks like

What in the Caucasity is this???

When you strip away humanity

And ep2 was fun but sort of sad for a few reasons. SNW likes to punch you with some bitter after a lot of sweet…

SNW is amazing!

F-ing legend

You made the right choice, cheers!

What are voters in Louisiana gonna do, NOT vote Republican?

Oh well

Rural America is about to enter the Find Out phase…