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J. Plantagenet, Esq.

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* Attorney/Litigation Consultant * I am almost certainly joking when I say something to offend you

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Meh. Not even worth it.

07.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This really is high-quality bait. Absurd but not stupid. Idiotic without being preposterous.

05.10.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uh...I don't think many immigrants can afford Super Bowl tickets, Kristi. At least the one's you and your ilk care about, at any rate.

04.10.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its not an entity that needs sleep. Its an inanimate object, Kristi. You should know this.

04.10.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man says he was a consul of rome in front of another man Alt: a man says he was a consul of rome in front of another man
04.10.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say she better be enlisting soon, but that would just be another costume for her to wear.

03.10.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I have postponed the Hell, like no one has ever seen before, for two weeks. Hamas better wise up."

-Donnie, Sunday at 5:59 PM D.C. time

03.10.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink sweater is making a funny face . Alt: a woman in a pink sweater is making a funny face .
02.10.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow. Somebody spent some time on that.

02.10.2025 13:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God Bless, Smedley Butler

02.10.2025 12:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Possibly sexism too. He contains multitudes.

02.10.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Almost like sheโ€™s a hostage. What would Israel know of hostages?

02.10.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' . Alt: a close up of a man in a christmas outfit with the words `` you sit on a throne of lies '' .
02.10.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks like a biter. You a biter, Stevie?

02.10.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s going to have to be more specific. What the fuck was going on over there, Joseph?

02.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has that DPhil from Oxford been checked cause while Oxford has produced its fair share of racists, Iโ€™m struggling to believe it would produce someone going by the name of Raw Egg Nationalist and not have him be a Sacha Baron Cohen character.

01.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink sweater is making a funny face . Alt: a woman in a pink sweater is making a funny face .
01.10.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue sweater is holding a book with a dog on the cover . Alt: a man in a blue sweater is holding a book with a dog on the cover .
01.10.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a hunch but I think that may be fake. Oblivious stating the obvious.

01.10.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took the words right outta my mouth. Almost literally.

01.10.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus. Christ.

01.10.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A rising tide lifts all boats would be my response to that.

Let them work out what it means.

01.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok

01.10.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ahh...so that's why he gets winded moving from one couch to another. A big heart. A big enlarged heart stuffed full of grease and hate.

That is something to be proud of.

01.10.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is drinking a cup of coffee . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is drinking a cup of coffee .

Oh will you?

I'm scared.

Hold me.

01.10.2025 20:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well she's not the eldest...

Weird statement

01.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(Blink blink)

What politics?

01.10.2025 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats a pretty cool dog though.

01.10.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also...what is unconstitutional about DEI? I suppose they could argue a 14th amendment Equal Protection violation, but DEI doesn't really specifically hurt/help one race over the others. If I cared, I'd see what their argument is, but I really don't so...

01.10.2025 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are not bright people.

01.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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