Repost if you support Starbucks’ striking workers!!! #NoContractNoCoffee

As long as we get another Attack of the Mutant Penguins, I’ll give it a whirl

the way basic human decency hits these days is crazy

not found, account has been suspended

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

As a cultural Catholic* I am absolutely delighted by Leo’s hammering of JD Vance

*I was born into Catholicism and although I no longer believe in God I remain all in on any kind of Catholic intrigue

I hate how much administrative work it is to be alive. This is bullshit.

Huge scoop from Ed, who had several years of financial reports leaked to him. OpenAI has been over-reporting their revenue. The company is even less profitable than we knew.

Narration: “November 14th: a partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before *vanishing*…” Below, the partially-muscled skeleton of Dr Manhattan cries out “I’M RIBS!” as a soldier looks on in astonishment, and another vomits while facing away.

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

This is an all timer of a song but it’s kind of funny that David Bowie, who for 99% of his life was an absolute style icon, made these uhhh particular decisions

if you are the public defense investigator who just subpoenaed Sam Altman on stage know that i love you and think you are a wonder upon this earth.

The poster to blade trinity, a pic of Daniel Kibblesmith, and the SHS logo

On this week’s SCOTT HASNT SEEN, we watch BLADE: TRINITY, the third entry in the franchise starring Wesley Snipes as the Marvel superhero!

Joining us is @kibblesmith.com, comedian, author, and the writer behind many great comic books!

Available exclusively at @cbbworld.bsky.social!

thank you for being a quality person.

“It’s a simple question: do you think the inside of my brain is fucked up? A yes or no will suffice!!!!!”

Glinn*r harassing quiz show hosts with the same line: “Yes or no: do you think it’s a *good* thing if trans women do the things that I think they do?” Brilliant debate tactic because you can always fall back to “Ah so you can’t answer a simple question about something I personally believe”

It really helped that there was a little table accompanying the language of the ballot measure.
“If you make less than $300,000 annually, your taxes will increase: $0.00
If you make in excess of $300,000 annually, your taxes will go up by: $20 or something, just fuckin’ suck it up you crybabies”

damn bro owned

On it, dude!

Dude, it might be fun to do annual Marijuana Records’s Marijuana Records with categories like “Dankest pizza made while high as fuck” and “The stoniest stoner logic”

Or maybe I am just super high

Having had some time to cuddle the books, which book or books provided the best cuddles? Inquiring minds want to know!

The sequel to Night of the Lepus: A Very Pleasant Morning with the Lepus

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANMAN! 🎂

Everybody come celebrate tomorrow night in Denver @gothictheatre.bsky.social

www.axs.com/events/10329...

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

A Tumblr post. It reads "February shouldn't be 28 days, 29 on a leap year. Instead we should take the 31st days off two other months and give them to February, making it have 30 days for all years. But wait, when's the leap day you ask? October 32nd, Halloween Part Two!"

The poster for Hotel Transylvania, a pic of Nick Wiger, and the SHS logo

On this week’s SCOTT HASN’T SEEN it’s the LAST week of Shockingtober Ockingtober Frightening Fest, so we watch HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA, starring Adam Sandler as Count Dracula!

Joining us is comedian, TV writer, and co-host of Doughboys and Get Played...Nick Wiger!

Available at @cbbworld.bsky.social!

Pics of Longlegs, Jason Voorhees, Ed & Loraine Warren, and Armie Hammer

Our favorite spooky oddball Longlegs (Taran Killam) is HACK once again to (g)host his Halloween variety show! Join Jason Voorhees (Paul Brittain), Ed & Lorraine Warren (Ryan Gaul & Patty Guggenheim) and Armie Hammer (Scott Aukerman) in the second annual Scaretacular -- if you SCARE!

Burn the incense, recite the chants and let the Machine Spirit be soothed. Praise be unto the Omnissiah.

I think he’d re-evaluate his ardent stance against Frank Herbert’s “morally grey” universe too.
“Oh, I see. We are all being digested by an amoral universe, existing in a society constructed to incentivise the worst aspects of humanity, in a set of nations that are ponzi schemes with passports,”

once again if you brought him back and told him what people were doing to his work J.R.R. Tolkien would buy a gun