@procrastinator2.bsky.social
I’m a very active person… once I get started… All time favourite quote: “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt” - Mark Twain
Yes, legend has it he kept her at arms length, because he knew what was at stake…
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After a daring heist in broad daylight at the Louvre Museum in Paris, the French authorities waste no time in putting their best man on the case!
20.10.2025 10:03 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I think somebody took away her crazy pills 🤪
10.10.2025 12:16 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fingers crossed that it only hits the road 🤞🏻
23.06.2025 17:34 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did Jesus also lose his legs? 🤦🏻♂️
22.06.2025 17:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s plausible deniability
22.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking news: Pope loses will to live after conversation with JD Vance
In other news: Vatican couches appear to be unharmed after inspection
The texts made me genuinely lol 😂
25.03.2025 10:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
14.02.2025 12:26 — 👍 7381 🔁 841 💬 373 📌 141This is mob speak for “Nice country you got there. Would be a shame if something was to happen to it…”
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Question they should ask trump at the next press conference: “Where do you think Hitler went wrong and what are you trying to do differently this time?”
08.02.2025 12:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Cover myself in honey next to an ants nest
17.01.2025 10:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The difference between crazy and eccentric is a shitload of money
15.01.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whenever I get a replacement car, I delete all the old phones from the onboard computer - Not all heroes wear capes 🫡
29.11.2024 20:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How else you gonna hide all the crimin’ 🤷🏼♂️
27.11.2024 12:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.11.2024 18:55 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Isn’t that the only reason for being in trumps orbit?
26.11.2024 12:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Angry liberals” and we’re here looking at cat pix 😂
24.11.2024 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah… what a big surprise… no one saw that one coming… 🙄
23.11.2024 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s up with Florida? 😆
23.11.2024 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does a butterfly remember that it was once a caterpillar?
23.11.2024 18:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👍🏻
23.11.2024 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❤️
22.11.2024 21:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss going on blocking sprees in the comments 🫤
22.11.2024 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re overthinking it
22.11.2024 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lethal Weapon
22.11.2024 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is hilarious! 😂
22.11.2024 11:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t I just like this post and be done with it?
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