@procrastinator2.bsky.social
I’m a very active person… once I get started… All time favourite quote: “It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt” - Mark Twain
Fingers crossed that it only hits the road 🤞🏻
23.06.2025 17:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did Jesus also lose his legs? 🤦🏻♂️
22.06.2025 17:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s plausible deniability
22.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breaking news: Pope loses will to live after conversation with JD Vance
In other news: Vatican couches appear to be unharmed after inspection
The texts made me genuinely lol 😂
25.03.2025 10:45 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The quickest way to a man’s heart is to insert a needle between the xiphoid process and left costal margin at a 15-to-30-degree angle, directed towards the left shoulder
14.02.2025 12:26 — 👍 7465 🔁 853 💬 381 📌 141This is mob speak for “Nice country you got there. Would be a shame if something was to happen to it…”
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Question they should ask trump at the next press conference: “Where do you think Hitler went wrong and what are you trying to do differently this time?”
08.02.2025 12:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Cover myself in honey next to an ants nest
17.01.2025 10:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The difference between crazy and eccentric is a shitload of money
15.01.2025 18:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whenever I get a replacement car, I delete all the old phones from the onboard computer - Not all heroes wear capes 🫡
29.11.2024 20:43 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How else you gonna hide all the crimin’ 🤷🏼♂️
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26.11.2024 18:55 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Isn’t that the only reason for being in trumps orbit?
26.11.2024 12:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Angry liberals” and we’re here looking at cat pix 😂
24.11.2024 13:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah… what a big surprise… no one saw that one coming… 🙄
23.11.2024 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s up with Florida? 😆
23.11.2024 19:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does a butterfly remember that it was once a caterpillar?
23.11.2024 18:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👍🏻
23.11.2024 17:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0❤️
22.11.2024 21:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss going on blocking sprees in the comments 🫤
22.11.2024 20:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You’re overthinking it
22.11.2024 20:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lethal Weapon
22.11.2024 19:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is hilarious! 😂
22.11.2024 11:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t I just like this post and be done with it?
21.11.2024 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can’t we just skip winter this year? I’m really not in the mood…
21.11.2024 20:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Traffic on our beloved Bluesky has surged 500% since the election.
More than 1 million users are launching new accounts on Bluesky every day.
Can you feel the love and excitement on this innovative, dynamic social network?
On the Bluesky user counter website, you can watch this social media…
Being right is my favourite thing too! 😃
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