Jason / Method One

Oh, there are plenty of them — it’s just a weird quirk that they all are all indisposed until 2028, or until “it” happens, whichever comes first.

Must be bad cell service, I dunno.

I’m all about accountability, you see

I apologize in advance for mistakenly posting the most racist thing you’ve ever seen. Please don’t ask why I had it in the first place.

It’s going to be fun when Tesla starts shipping Optimus Robots and we then find out that they are being remote controlled from a call center in Myanmar

It’s hilarious asking a billionaire to “play by the rules” when they helped write the rule book in the first place, and know there’s barely an enforcement mechanism if they decide to ignore it

It’s really weird for some corners of the media to do a whole “the Epstein files are a moral panic that has gone too far” thing when no one has faced any sort of punishment and doesn’t sound like they’re going to.

This post hit me, a guy from South Jersey who wound up at University of Richmond, like a guided missile. Ouch, and accurate!

It kind of reminds me of all the people who thought Sam Bankman-Fried was a singular financial genius BECAUSE he fucked off and played video games at meetings instead of paying attention.

I first saw MBV in 1992, and I staggered out of the venue like I was an extra in the opening scene of Saving Private Ryan

Any Mogwai mix that doesn’t include “Glasgow Mega-Snake” is not a mix I would want to listen to (more than five or six dozen times)

A menu advertising a “Pittsburgh Cheese Steak” as if that’s a real thing

I’m sorry to have to do this

(And it doesn’t even have French fries in it, what the hell)

I was walking in Walnut Creek CA (ritzy suburb of SF) and a restaurant had a “Pittsburgh cheesesteak” on the menu…I may have audibly gasped in outrage

Not to kink shame, but if “standing back there” is fun, gotta wonder about Lutnik

I just can’t get from “here are dozens of women who said Epstein did real harm to them” to “YOU ARE ATTACKING HEALTHY HETEROSEXUALITY,” but I’m not a super-intelligent thought leader*

*someone who doesn’t see the girls and women hurt by Epstein as real people whose experiences matter

ME: I knew Pagliacci was a stage name, but the joke didn't work unless I pretended it was his real name.

CHOTINER: So you misrepresented the doctor.

M: Well, I didn't know it would be popular. It was just for our followers.

C: Right. It's okay to lie when it's only close friends.

M: Hold on

Honestly, if we are to deport anyone, let’s start with these college Republicans. Given they are a bunch of preening edgelords with no regard for the history or constitution of this nation, and life experience that would fit in a thimble, I’m sure they’ll do just fine.

Likewise, expecting voters to still believe in the traditional American Dream when opportunities are systematically being destroyed to feed the super rich.

People can’t afford housing or healthcare or education, good jobs are scarce, and corruption is rampant. These aren’t normal times

Exactly! If you win on a wave of anger and frustration, and then pretend that anger doesn’t actually exist…well, it’s going to go somewhere. Likely somewhere bad.

Gone are the days of just coasting, expecting people to respond to bland centrism.

What makes this especially frustrating is that we already had a “if Trump loses we’ll go back to normal” moment, and guess what? People voted him back in! And now things are worse!

The whole “turning the page/don’t want to rock the boat” mindset is a proven path to failure.

Yeah exactly. I’m afraid the Dems see how the British Labour Party won, and aspire to that without acknowledging how much of an absolute failure it’s been since the election.

This situation won’t be fixed by pretending that normalcy will come with having a majority.

This is who runs this account

This is like saying that the Titanic made a successful voyage because more people used the lifeboats than anticipated

This is like saying the Titanic made a successful voyage because more people got to the lifeboats than anticipated

Talk about trench warfare!

it’s not necessarily that all these people in the epstein files participated in the raping of girls it’s that none of them cared and if he hadn’t been arrested and died they’d still be out there trying to be his friend

every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

He looks like one of the NPC troops from Goldeneye 007

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/

He looks like he has the facial mapping of the first Max Payne game