Skelly_tom

Ha ha ha

I think they’re pretty normal looking boots

Those are some fantastic cats

Thank you for your service

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Happy birthday (observed)!!

I just watched Bad Day at Black Rock on a plane and loved it

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar

That’s a good shirt

Damn. I hope you have a wood stove or something

Henry Cuellar (Texas), Tom Suozzi (New York), Vicente Gonzalez (Texas), Laura Gillen (New York), Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Washington), Jared Golden (Maine), and Don Davis (North Carolina)

these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw

Too many isotopes

Palantir CEO Says AI to Make Large-Scale Immigration Obsolete Artificial intelligence will displace so many jobs that it will eliminate the need for mass immigration, according to Palantir Technologies Inc. Chief Executive Officer Alex Karp.

Two hairdressers and a stylist working full-out for 90 minutes before his speech at The Dracula Ideas Summit to make this guy look as absolutely fucked up as possible. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

I was so into the idea when it was coming out and not really impressed when I saw it.

For the last decade or so most movies are just banging the old toys together and it kinda sucks

I read that as when you stopped wearing the mullet

Not as good as the original but I didn’t think it was bad either

Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would

Of all the people to NOT drone strike

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

It’s so funny that ICE was afraid of people doxing them via their faces and not employees.xlsx

Idk why the SLC airport urinals have mirrors pointing at your crotch

My bad. Blinding Lights by the Weeknd

The plane is playing a breezy light jazz version of Blinded by the Light

They should sell gabapentin at the airport

I am 97, my mind dimmed by time. The nurse brings in an old CD player and plays Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz. I sit up suddenly in bed and perfectly recite Del’s lyrics. They will be my last coherent words on this earth.

I’ve heard playing it with headphones whips because you can hear the alien stalking all around you

How do I like a post twice?

Who up shoveling they snow?