GreedE

No, it’s sick. Take it to the gunspital. Please 🥺

My friend is trying to set me up with an heiress. Finally… my chance to eat the rich

Well being anti-Israel is woke sooo

It is Green Day who dropped Dookie on us

Oooohhhhh so THAT’s who the “Blowjob Brothers” are!

“Domo arigato, Mr. Forced Labor” just doesn’t sound as good

:)

Pretty easily, yeah.
And you know me, I’ll believe anything once. But this I would believe even twice

Them eagle feet ain’t right

Hippos is horses

The gods sound rad

Sounds like the collapse of empire 🥰🥰🌊🚣🌊🚣‍♀️🌊🚣‍♂️🔥🏛️🔥

No Wei

It’s fun how you can use the asterisk to just like, make words hang out*

*these words are just like hangin out down here

Usually comes with balls too

Doo doo doo… doo doo. doo doo

🧎‍♂️‍➡️🪓🩸🙃

Can I give you cursed luck now? 🥺👉👈

I feel like I just watched geometry porno

I must trademark cockremover’s good name

I got -3 years to get my shit together

Lower. That’s limbo!

I take pride in how humble I am. It might be my best trait.

Shark tank guy talking on FOX as the Chiron reads “Mamdani’s rent freeze plan spoons small landlords”

He’s just a wittle wand-word. 🥺 just a wittle guy. Won’t someone think of the small business millionaires?

Also I recommend running kids over at low speeds. Doing so at 90mph might damage your car

I believe the term “catching strays” refers to a party not privy or relevant to the original statement being brought into the discussion for seemingly no reason, much like the body of a bystander might “catch” a “stray” bullet that was meant for a different target.

Americans catching strays 😭😭😭

(Based)(deserved)

Buying a house: 🙅‍♂️

Buying little plastic dudes: 👉😏👉

Eos had many consorts, but honestly she gives top energy herself. Not sure she had a top.

May your face wrinkle from years spent smiling.