Getting ads for unpainted furniture on insta. Canβt be a good sign
05.04.2025 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jschneiderman.bsky.social
Unpopular dog allowed to roam the neighborhood freely.
Getting ads for unpainted furniture on insta. Canβt be a good sign
05.04.2025 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shit I forgot itβs Liberation Day
02.04.2025 18:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve got a new essay on Cybernetics up at Do Not Research:
open.substack.com/pub/donotres...
I remember βConservative is the new punk rockβ
26.03.2025 22:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Imagining an angry mob tearing Jellylorum and Old Deuteronomy limb from limb at the Kennedy Center
22.03.2025 23:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the hour of the weasel man
12.03.2025 23:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Whew π
12.03.2025 21:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The dining hall is serving something called Forbidden Rice today
12.03.2025 18:59 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yes it is. What else are we supposed to do? Go to the doctor? Go to college? Have a future?
07.03.2025 21:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He does have a gun
05.03.2025 05:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Asked my friend who works at the smoke shop if he had a gun. He said βare you a FED?β
05.03.2025 04:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Victor Frankenstein on acid
05.03.2025 02:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0one more time for the weekend β was thrilled to have the chance to write about Ronald Johnson, connecting him back to some of his early influences & source texts as well as pointing towards some contemporary poets continuing in his idiosyncratic Queer Romantic tradition
28.02.2025 19:54 β π 25 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0Elon always looks like heβs auditioning to be the second uncle in LMFAO now
27.02.2025 05:23 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm back baby, thanks again to @stuwatson.bsky.social & @kqandrews.bsky.social
www.thenation.com/article/cult...
I think a chain of racist Reiki studios would be immensely profitable right now
05.02.2025 02:23 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βItβs magic beans that grow into a towering beanstalk reaching to the cloudsβ
26.01.2025 19:58 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt get me started!
25.08.2023 17:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Rumplestiltskin is outside my house again. Had to turn the hose on him
04.08.2023 22:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel like I would enjoy getting struck by lightning
27.07.2023 20:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So the vibe is that youβre a prisoner at the Hedonism II resort
24.07.2023 22:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You canβt talk about showering which is fine by me
21.07.2023 23:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nobody wants to wear the blue and brown anymore
13.07.2023 19:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βMission Accomplishedβ
13.07.2023 03:39 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a lot to be worried about and many reasons to be sad, yes, but in just 5 months and 3 days we will find out exactly how Willy Wonka became Willy Wonka
12.07.2023 19:48 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I love a new neighborhood to piss all over
12.07.2023 17:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0