strawberry garfield

if you don't commit to voting for this guy like three years before the election you love hitler btw

every time autocorrect fucks up a post and I have to delete it and repost I should receive a tiny settlement from Apple

An NBA investor in four teams profits from immigrant athletes — and immigrant megajails [eyeblack] identifies four NBA teams tied to an investor that made $120M selling property for a planned ICE detention center, and explains why more owners could follow.

I identified four (4) NBA teams part-owned by a firm that sold a property to the Department of Homeland Security for a planned ICE detention center. And I explain why more owners could follow in the warehouse to megajail business.

it's the new [eyeblack]:

Poster for Ronda Rousey vs Gina Carano, a real fight happening May 16 "Newtown CT. winner gets a job at CBS. Loser gets vaccinated"

Rousey v. Carano (Live Event, 2026)

elfrid payton @elfrid on the phone with isis 4/14/11, 12:21 AM

social shame is powerful and important lol if people can invoke it as an anti drug thing why can’t we do the same for AI imo

not sticking yet but it’s only getting colder lol

French Pixies cover band: where is my wiiiine

snowing in the yard

snow on my coat and gloves (that i knit out of qiviut yarn)

bucky with snow on him

snow in the front yard

it’s freakin snowing!!!!!

I can't explain why, but this has the same energy as when I ordered a Steve Nash instructional DVD in high school and was instead shipped a documentary on meth

no that makes perfect sense

i would rather be dead than be rfkjr

naming your child Tuppence is crazy work

Some “face of the league” talk on ESPN

America’s Next Top League Face

We're ruled by men who work out in jeans--that is, by perverts

wailing emoji with the text: ooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooohhh i'm soooooooo hungryyy

slightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo what do you mean dinner is at five pm i will die that's sooooo late oooooooooooo ohhh

emoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text: i have never been fed in my entire life please sir i am so hungry please feed meee

the crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text: oooooooooooooohhh i'm just a little kitty i'm so hungry you never feed me i must be the hungriest kitty in the world ohhhh

my cat every day at 4 pm

dateline Feb. 17th, 2026: HHS releases SWEATY AI VIDEO of CHUCK NORRIS brutally MURDERING a FAT LESBIAN BLUE HAIR BARISTA and MANBUN GAY YOGA HIPSTER with a HANDGUN in a SHOPPING MALL to announce the TERMINATION of all PENICILLIN use and distribution in THE UNITED STATES

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you remember airbud? when they updated the rules to say that a dog couldn't play basketball, they turned the golden retriever into klay thompson

damn they got Sam Elliott in a Looper type scenario

hail on the back patio

hail on my truck

oh ok

what’s up stick nation!

Golden retriever-ass behavior (complimentary)

"grok is this a Nazi?" meanwhile:

a horse leaping

horses in a church

guy watching a horse leap

Just a gelding trying to open his favorite pizza only to find out it was warm He only likes his pizza cold

happy year of the horse

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Happy Lunar New Year to all celebrating. I am personally inspired by the horse because it is powerful, beautiful, and beloved even though it is also VERY nervous

perfectly good winter storm ruined by atmospheric pressure change migraine

Today I'm remembering the courage of Jesse Jackson across his life, including the 1984 DNC when he called for the Party to support the inclusion of queer people in their coalition at a time both parties and the public were indifferent to our suffering and opposed to our equality.