Logan W

YouTube video by The Dreadnoughts - Topic The I'm Gonna Fight Jim's Girlfriend Polka

It's provably impossible to be in a bad mood if you are listening to Polka Punk,

If you aren't getting the desired result, increase the volume.

A Karen stormed into our Christmas pageant and demanded to see the manger.

Having such a weird ADHD brain day:

Task that has an impending timeline?

Na let's deep clean my spice cabinet and my medicine cabinet

Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE

i love "Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE" so much he's so perfect

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it?
BOY: i don't know, i'm like six
SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

Poorly drawn card imitating the back of a MTG card but about logistics

Yes there is a back

A poor rendition of teferi's protection, but about packages

Selling some cards, including this in the bubble mailer because you can never be too safe.

A good sandwich can cost anywhere from $4 to $62 and I’ll say “That makes sense”

Lodestone in a baggy

In a random and mysterious occurrence, I have randomly found a chunk of lode stone while going through my car's center console. I have no recollection of how or when I obtained this. @geo-meg.bsky.social can rock like this just mysteriously appear on its own? Is that how geology works?

If dave Thomas had your attitude when he was starting Wendy’s we’d still be eating circles

@puptheband.bsky.social was so fucking good.

Conflicted is the heart that has to get off the train to go to the punk show...

...during an exceptionally good run at Balatro

You are so wise

I wonder why they designed MRI machines to sound like Regirock

First day back at work, expecting to be back on the road

Instead stuck in the office covering for someone doing mind numbing admin work

My brain is going to melt

Honestly I could see my ADHD chaos brain doing this 🤣

Oh my god, it would have taken them like all of 3 minutes to help him push it that's WILD

Ferry is currently mildly delayed, due to someone who has driven on somehow walking off instead of driving off?

Ah the post desert bus travel day purgatory, I'm not ready to go back to the real world yet!

I am definitely looking forward to my own bed though

"I'm going to nicely pack my luggage before I start to head back"

*Cut to 15 minutes before checkout, me fisting clothing into my suitcase to try and get it to close properly*

Bed good 😇

404 sleep schedule not found 🤣

Do you think they were actually sincerely sorry for party rocking?

Note to self, find a cup today.

I probably shouldn't keep taking my meds with diet orange crush 🤣

Marge Simpson looks at a bipedal cow, standing behind a table of tools as Abe Simpson hangs a backdrop with a picture of a barn on it behind the cow. The table has a Lump, a Lump with a handle, and a crude saw on it. Marge says, "There are only 3 tools on that table." Abe Simpson turns and says with utter disdain, " I'll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize the Prongler!"

day 51 of making a cow tools meme every day unless i don't

Boy gosh golly the social anxiety had HANDS today 😵‍💫

In the kitchen straight up "helpin it". And by it, haha well, let's just say, my hamburder

(I also love that this is directly in conflict with the original post that this is attached to, because I'm great at knowing what I need to do without actually doing it hahah)

Also if you are having trouble sleeping I find stretching or doing some light exercise at the end of your day really helps.

Thanks for coming to my TedTalk 😂