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…whether they’re growing up in Lebanon, Ukraine, Gaza, Israel, Palestine, or Austin. Adults need to ADULT and quit playing frat-boy boosheet games.

I taught Earth science to PS 8th graders for 20 years, & climate change was part of the curriculum that entire time. The # of parents worried about their kiddos being exposed to “liberal” (not “science-based”) ideas was fatiguing & demoralizing. But here we are, just like climatologists predicted.

The time to act is when a Flash Flood Watch is issued. This means paying closer attn to weather. A warning is issued when flash floods are "Imminent or occurring," that's the criteria in this situation. That may of course mean for some it's too late because its occurring, but in TX there were hours.

They obviously didn’t watch until the end.

#resignnow

He’s the poster boy for a summer’s eve.

A passel of pricks watching a cockfight looks just like you think it would. #straighttohell

Yep, that’s Rafael Cruz for you.

Did you put on the special sunglasses?

The Politburo had spoken.

Better leaf that alone.

PSA: Bastille Day merch is on sale NOW!

Is it quitting if you take the time to play the back nine?

It will always be too soon. #washlives

DO WE SEE THE DIFFERENCE HERE?? BECAUSE ONE IS WORKING ON AN ACTUAL ACTION ITEM AND THE OTHER IS WRITING SUSAN COLLINS-TYPE LETTERS

Yeah, that sounds like “Little Marco” (as his sugar daddy calls him).

Royalty-level! Are you going to rate the wine for us?

Israel has said for 30+ years they’d directly attack Iran if Iran was ever 10 minutes away from completing a bomb.

Obama had a “deal” in place that would have prevented this. But, “black man bad”, Trump couldn’t handle it so he killed the “deal”.

This war is squarely Trump’s fault.

Remember that time Texas sued the Biden administration for trying to interfere with the border river blockade? The Republican party backed Abbott 100% over the Feds. But that’s different, right?

It’s another reason to remember history. Because, you know, shit happens.

Ol’ Raspy is hard at it, doing his lord’s work. Prep the 7th circle, my flying monkeys.

“Lyin’ Ted.”

“Tinkle-on” economics has been perpetually typo-riddled.

There’s a not so fine line between fucking idiocy and being a squishy being trying to live your best life. My fav Vonnegut quote: “We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anyone tell you different.”

Public referendum

#handsoffourgums

Does she refer to the end of her briefings as a Crunch Wrap?

“Circus” is a little generous. It’s really a zoo.

*Circuses have trained animals.

To be fair, he’s always going on about “the border “.

To be fair, he’s always going on about “the border “.