Kyree Anansi

It’s NOT funny

A hooded figure trudges towards a small mice tailor's shop in a tree hollow.

The hooded figure pokes their head into the hollow to greet the mouse tailor.

The hooded figure asks the mouse tailor to prepare a quick magical order for a party.

The hooded figure asks for grand glittery decorative pauldrons, as wide as they can bear, as majestic as those worn in the age of heroes.

Martha [1/4]

An excerpt from the Japanese strategy guide for Sonic Wings 2 (1994) dedicated to Whity the Dolphin and his YF-23 Black Widow II stealth fighter.

I resent the growing backlash against ”lore” in nerd circles here. Fuck you, the best part of the 1990s was the batshit insane background story you got in mediocre video game instruction manuals and strategy guides. I demand to know why Whity the Dolphin flies a YF-23.

I'm pretty sure it's still fun and games.

Just, y'know, for the hare now.

A small slime with a large grin saying “Hey, kids! Harlow the Happy Slime says “just say no to bio-mechanical enhancement cyberware!”

Well, at least until it’s out of beta.

A bunny on a gray, rainy day looks down a storm drain, where a clown bunny with a red nose and ears looks out at him from below. It is a bunny Pennywise, from the Stephen King novel, and it offers the other bunny a red balloon through the grate on the drain

Daily bunny no.3124 offers you a balloon

the problem with modern videogame rpgs is they don't have quests like the one in phantasy star, where you need to bribe a governor with cake, but the only cake shop in the entire solar system is on a different planet, at the bottom of a four-floor dungeon, behind a locked door.

The Pocket Punk has blocked your exit from the bedroom, and claims she's already called your boss, you're not going to work today. I wonder what she has planned...

#furryart #furry

In addition to some wonderful fibers we're going to use to make warm clothes for the winter, we also obtained BUNS this past weekend!
Meet Boba, and Jasmine, our two newest hard-working denizens here on the farm :) Their job is to live long, pampered lives, and make us lots of angora fur <3

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

YouTube video by Emotion Spark Studio Voices of Rue Valley Trailer

Check out the new trailer for Rue Valley and meet the residents of the town. Each of them is dealing with their own problems as best as they can, while you are trying to escape the time loop.
youtu.be/RxDXYEV6Mgo

Updating my LEGO White House

What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Two black and brown bunnies snuggle atop a wooden hutch, with ears perked up.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are walking. Blue listens intently as Green goes on talking as he talks, leading the way. Green: Once we get home, I'll read a book, weave two baskets, re-arrange the pantry, learn esperanto- Blue interrupts Green, who turns to listen. Blue: That's quite a list. Are you sure you're being completely realistic? Green takes a momentary pause from being cartoonish, being now depicted as a painstakingly detailed and shaded painting of a fox, with fur texture, whiskers and all. Extremely realistic Green: Of course. Returning back to normal, Green keeps walking. Blue follows, looking at Green with suspicion. Blue: How long did it take you to draw that gag? Green: A lot longer than I am willing to admit.

How to talk to short bunnies.

All of my bunny-arts are commissioned, but have an angelbun!

I think I'm offended more by the lack of turret symmetry up front than anything else.

Unexpected Kobold shenanigans? You don't say...

*nudges @rianacollie.bsky.social under the table*

My favourite trebuchet story is Edward I spending three months building one at Stirling Castle - nicknamed Warwolf - then angrily ordering the garrison back inside when they tried to surrender before he had a chance to use it at them.

when someone says "my dice are cursed" you sort of have to agree with them because if you say "marius you are a grown man and I know you know that's not how probability works" they won't say anything but they'll treat you like you are in league with the cursed dice

*sighs*

For some things, people just need to learn from the Dude, and just... abide a little harder.

Not everything is a slight, not every happenstance is a conspiracy against you... just roll on through it.

Even now a crack team of Scottish culinary scientists are racing against time to discover a way to deep fry it.

I legitimately enjoy and endorse this idea.

Be the sort of person where even the rumor of your demise sparks a global depressive spiral and not the Ewok celebration from Return of the Jedi

a chart with 2 axis - one for golden retriever across to yeen, and another for himbo down to demon twink

I had to put together this chart to explain to one of my D&D groups how I categorize new players but I feel it actually has broader utility

An artwork by spindle, the 4th entry in the "gock gang" series, showing 3 trans women characters. From left to right: - Petra, a red-panda woman with a black hat and brown boots (with a gold accent on both). Petra's a tinkersmith and works on the currently expanding steam train engine in the setting (alongside many other characters I've drawn before, she works with Nettle, the owlfolk lady from a previous gock gang art) - Pyxis, a half-elf woman with light blonde, very poofy hair. She's wearing a frog-shaped hat and bunny-shaped flats. Pyxis is a herbalist fortune teller, sister of Ameline (from a previous gock gang art as well). Bookworm, or at least pretends to be, she just collects many books and "yeah i'll get to reading them. Eventually." - Noémie, a human with green hair tied up into a bun, with 3 circular hair loopies. (don't question hair physics in my setting lmao). She's wearing a red mushroom-shaped hat with a lil green sprout on top (I FUCKING WANT IT IRL AAA) and regular ol' open sandals. Noémie is a travelling merchant, charming and charismatic, definitely doesn't use said charm to emotionally blackmail and trick soft customers into buying her stuff, definitely, trust me im Merchant CEO

gock gang but with cool hats edition

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

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