Andy Richter tweet "Look at those pussy nerds dressing in costume to see Star Wars" - guy wearing his fave NFL team's jersey to sit in a bar & watch a game

Happy 10th anniversary, @andyrichter.co

Different strokes

A white unicorn mascot with pink hair, a yellow horn, and an orange collar stands in front of a festival booth.

Sharoron the unicorn is the mascot for the Tokyo Social Insurance and Labor Consultant Association. The horn on Sharon’s head has the power to gather and send out useful information.

90s kid giving fingerguns in stylised video game neon backdrop saying “I don’t really give a fuck what people buy with food stamps and if you do it’s because you’re a fucking loser”

You heard me

Pizza & Cream
Arcanum, OH

A hairy beige cat mascot with green eyes and a red jacket stands in a park.

Kaneta-nyan, a laid-back cat, is the “Chief Relaxation Officer” of Kanetaya Furniture Store in Chiba City. As a professional in relaxation, he proposes a relaxed and comfortable lifestyle. When he eats peanuts, he suddenly starts talking passionately about furniture and interior design.

Joy receptacle
Joy, IL

a watercolor of a rather desperate looking rectangular rat holding a candy corn in it's mouth

pleaaase please please let him have it he's been good he deserves it

A sheep mascot with three green circles on its head and a vacant stare poses on a pavement with its hands raised.

Mezamē, a curious sheep, is a mascot who is the editor of Asupresso, an information site about 7-Eleven in Japan.

A sky blue cat mascot with a pink nose and yellow paws and cheeks, dark blue boots and cape, and red antenna-type ears is posing in a park.

Mironyan is a blue cat-shaped hero robot whose ears light up when senses someone is in trouble. The mascot of Miroku Information Services has a strong sense of justice and can keep secrets.

An old time-y illustration of a Chili Peppers.

Today is Septidi the 27th of Vendémiaire in the year 234.
Vendémiaire is the month of vintage.
Today we celebrate chili peppers. #JacobinDay

More information on chili peppers

A white cat-like mascot with orange, green, and blue patches and a red love heart on its chest is standing in a park.

Izunyan, a fashionable cat-like fairy who enjoys changing clothes and eating mandarin oranges, is the mascot for Izumiya Shopping Center in Osaka.

Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, activist since Stonewall, has died The LGBTQ+ community — and particularly the transgender community — has lost an iconic activist.

Rest in power, Miss Major.

www.advocate.com/news/miss-ma...

gg lily allen @lumpen_princess ummm hey me and the other crabs in the bucket have noticed that ur actually getting near the top. and like sorry but that's lowkey problematic :/ bc like we'll still be in the bucket :((sooo yeah if u could maybe take accountability and get back in the bucket

A mascot in a blue suit with a red crab for a head enters a building.

Kani Bucho, an office boss with an entire crab for a head, is the mascot for Yokobiki, a company that makes metal roller shutters for store windows.

also in this scary set

One of the smartest things Costco does is assigning every shopper a “Costco Enemy,”who stays in front of them putting carts in stupid places and blocking the aisle and going really slowly. This gives the shopper 30% more browsing time and creates a memorable, provocative experience

Pringle Theatre
Glenmora, LA

A polar bear mascot with a blue neckerchief stands on a patio.

Reito-kun the polar bear is the mascot of Haier home appliances.

actually you know what? programmers must be destroyed

A pair of brown cow mascots stand on a patio with the blue sky behind them.

Makki and Yakki, a pair of cows, are the mascots for the fast food chain Matsuya.

A black pig mascot stands on a stage.

Ollie the pig is the health promotion mascot for Shodoshima Island. He’s a health fanatic but also has metabolic syndrome. He loves eating olives from Shodoshima.

A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

watercolor painting of a cute stoat standing in a pile of fallen leaves, looking up at a blob of light floating above. The stoat has two tiny horns and a very boopable snoot.

Happy fall stoat day

Whit’s End
Macon, IL

But they were all of them deceived, for a 5th mambo was made...

A squid mascot stands in the street.

Tourism to Hakodate is promoted by videos of the city being attacked by an alien squid called IkaR Seijin.