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I'm still getting over the emails that imply that Epstein with these Russian dudes help pick 45's cabinet and was coaching congressmembers during committee meetings. That's so treasonous.

They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.

If America wasn't broken, a President who repeatedly brags about passing a dementia test would have already been removed via the 25th Amendment.

The East Wing has gone from being promised "not being touched" to being demolished. Yet, we're supposed to believe health care will be on the dealt with AFTER the budget is approved. These people won't keep their word.

Listen to that falsetto! RIP D’Angelo

D'Angelo and HER

We’re five years in and people are still running around with their noses hanging out of their masks. We are a failed experiment. 😭😭😭

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I think I can end the shutdown. All I have to do is start taking my braids out during the workweek AND/OR start a midday workout routine.

a woman is sitting at a desk with her fingers crossed and says that 's all ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with her fingers crossed and says that 's all

Speaking of costumes, things I don’t wanna see this year:

Ice agents
Police officers
That ugly behind orange bastard
Black people in orange jail jumpsuits because why?

REMINDER: Just days ago, Speaker Johnson said Adelita Grijalva could be sworn in whenever she wanted.

Now, the GOP is using her swearing-in as political leverage and are leaving nearly 1 million people in AZ-07 without a representative during this shutdown.

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Whoever hacked my Uber account, I hope you lose your wallet.

COLBERT: You warned everyone…he would prosecute political enemies, cut Medicaid, alienate our allies, give tax cuts to the rich. I know you're not here to say 'I told you so' but would you like to?

HARRIS: You're correct. I did predict a lot of that. But what I did not predict was the capitulation.

There’s renewable energy ads and there’s mother**cking wind farm ads. This, blissfully, is the latter.

So true.

I never say I'm not unfazed by this or that because I am usually fazed. So fazed, I could rip a phone book in half. I just wait before I do.

Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium.

ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.

The price of groceries is bad enough, but the shrinking how much you get at those prices is just insolent and abusive.

Why is PM Errol Barrow judging my spending habits? 😂🤣😅

I just saw an interview where Michael Jackson was touring in London and got to meet Charles and Diana. He said he hadn't planned to perform it but Diana said, "DAS MY SONG!". Then, you see them at the concert. Diana's loving it, but Charles was seething. 😂😂😂

See, when RFKJr proposed limiting vaccines to Black children on the premise of "they don't need vaccines cuz they strong anyway," Black people sounded the alarm and said "hey, this sounds eugenicist to me."

And were ignored.

But now RFKJr is coming for autistic children, everyone's alarmed. Why?

The plug hooked me up with the good itsh!!! They're so pretty, I'm not sure if I can cook them.

THIS IS THE PLAN
1. Destroy small businesses who cannot outlast the tariffs.
2. Buy up the markets, locations, equipment and even workforce for pennies on the dollar.

RESULT
1. The wealthy become untouchable.
2. Create an endless supply of cheap labor with no worker's rights.

Can you EVEN imagine if Harris had done that? Or Biden? Or Obama? Or Clinton? Or even Bush Jr? Brainwashed doesn't even explain MAGAt Republican behavior anymore.

They closed the Department of Education.

Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Hegseth, who slammed the 12-step program as […]

Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
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