Clara

I do apologise for taking 1-2 business days to respond. Lena, the one that introduced us, can attest to that.

Never punctual, but I'll get there eventually.

Greetings. I am trying not to be weird but that always fails. So uh yeah hi.

Uh..yeah so time does this thing where it keeps pacing along. Stopping time is quite difficult. Never really achieved that. So..yeah, 30 soon

20s for like 4 months but sure, aye, me scottish aye

I feel so sorry for the wonderful woman that just turned up at my door to talk about Marie Curie, I arrived at the door in boxers.

At least she said I didn't look over 35. Thanks now I'm going to crawl up into a ball and die, she was so pretty too. Fuck me I'm so gay

Anyone got a time machine to see how I'd look in the future if I got FFS, a BA or two and how I'd do with a fanny and how recovery was.

I'd love to know before committing to anything.

I think my face is fine though. Breasts..well, 2 years in and they're doing the pain thing again. But a V..mmm

An Estrogen pill sitting on top of a can.

E

Sitting in an empower all webinar as a trans woman and they're talking about menopause.

OHHHHHHHHHHH it's not all on me, women's sizing is just fucking broken.

Makes sense how an A-Line skirt in 5XL size didn't come close to fitting, but a 4XL Pencil Skirt was close, it got over everything and just couldn't zip it up.

We need fucking magic technology that allows trying on at home..

or maybe my butt is too big. I'm gonna go with that. Bum too big, yeah that's it.

OH WAIT I HAVE NO WAIST..great, I..this is going to take some time then. Fuck

Selling a plus size garment without some form of elastic in it should be illegal. The fuck to you mean a 5XL barely fits over my fucking thighs, nevermind getting past my stomach

And that's a size up from what I'm normally used to

Are they just not supposed to get past the that point or something?

A close-up screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "Metalcore Mix" on a mobile phone. The playlist is displayed in dark mode with a green play button at the top right. The list of songs includes titles such as "Yellowjacket - feat. Sam Carter," "The Remedy," "Pulling Teeth," "Atonement," "Mikasa," "Deadweight," "Cannibal," "Lost in a Wave," "Silence Speaks," "Forgive And Forget (feat. Fit For A King)" "Mourning The Dawn," and "Secret Garden" with "Sulfur" as the active song current paused.

Not my mum getting on at me about getting black clothing and joking about colourful clothing.

Does this playlist look like someone that isn't fully intending on decking themselves out with alternative clothing that is mostly black..

The Rolling Stones put it best, paint it black.

Minor panic attack that I left a vibrator lying around with someone walking past my bedroom.

I remembered pretty quickly it's away and out of sight. Phew..

Heatwave incoming next week. About time I had a reason to start getting into more femme clothing. And what better than a skirt for that airflow

Oreeos is good, or OrEos.

And for Britain, Oreostrogen

I hereby decree it a necessity to consume an Oreo following the ingestion of an E pill

a man standing in front of a blue door with the words " i don 't know " Alt: David Tennant playing The 10th Doctor saying the words "I don't know" while standing on front of the TARDIS

Fuck if there's one thing about working in a tech job that I hate oh so fucking much, it's the lack of clear documentation that exists, then when I suggest that maybe the information needs to be written down I'm handed the work to write it down.

The reason I asked is because I DON'T KNOW

Been on prog a while, only recently upped the dose but usually that increases it. This is a decrease.

I don't know if it's the change to e pills or Finasteride but something fucky is going on..or rather not fucky.

Ehhhhhhh not a fan

I think I just uncovered childhood trauma.

But like I don't know if it is trauma in the first place.

I hated vegetables, still do, but had a step dad that made me eat them. And on the MAAAAANY occasions that I refused, think daily, he would make me stand in the middle of the room and shout at me..

A lot of people forget how tiring puberty is

I wish there was a way to see Estrogen levels in real, or near real time. Like a Dexcom but for E2.

I'd have that shit hooked up to a bit and post my E levels on the internet. Shit sounds so cool

Hmmm 9am, 4pm and 11pm are good times for E pills right?

7 hours between pills, 10 hours sleep..should be fine. Right?

Both an illegal woman and an illegal gay. Hmm..this isn't going to end well..

Good thing I read into things too much, Progynova isn't better though sublingual administration.

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Instagram post with a photo of a person climbing a stone building

Breaking news

Trans Kids Deserve Better have climbed the telegraph office building and hung a banner saying "the daily smellograph"

Taking off my E patches early was a nice gift. Less itching. Onto Progynova 6mg!

sometimes I wish that hrt would just redistribute the fat that's already there, what do you mean I have to lose so much and then gain to get it in the right places. that's bullshit, and depressing. exercise is depressing.

no exercise, only boobs and curves.

when we getting the snap of a finger bottom surgery, we have the trans women scientists AND we have the witches, so like where's the magic

gimme the ritual, let's just keep it without a sacrifice, unless it's a billionaire.