Adam :)

easy democratic primary targets and those who to not support are those who failed to endorse zohran mamdani and continue to not acknowledge his win

every time i open my phone i see horrors beyond human comprehension, but every 5th time i see a cool job to apply for that i am overqualified for and that will send me a generic 'you don't meet our qualifications' email a few days after applying

Column | ChatGPT just came out with its own web browser. Use it with caution. OpenAI’s Atlas promises AI-powered convenience. The price? Letting ChatGPT track and store “memories” of what you do online.

ChatGPT’s new Atlas browser doesn’t just see what you read — it remembers it.

@eff.org’s Lena Cohen showed me it even logged “memories” of her looking for *abortion care* and her doctor’s name. Out-surveils even Chrome.

My @washingtonpost.com column: wapo.st/49bOcVC

In case you missed it - Wazzu @ Virginia. Wazzu signals for a fair catch, but a different player catches the ball.

That puts the ball at inside the 5, which sets up the game winning safety by Virginia.

i was considering just not using a phone case anymore but i did also just try to kill a bug by throwing my phone at it, missing the bug and hitting the wall

'Questions?' yes, many

i could not imagine showing up for a 3 hour movie an hour early

i feel so bad for people that get to the theater 15 minutes before the show time and aren't aware that the show time is when the trailers typically start and then run for 25 minutes

you know, if all the 'good christians' do get raptured today, i should be hearing back from a lot of jobs tomorrow

4 days left working at a news station and in this current climate, thursday couldn't come fast enough

quick question does being raptured count as PTO or sick leave

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I like when you register for a website and then it takes you to a login page instead of just signing you in. That’s right, good point, I might not have wanted to log in right now. Maybe I signed up today so I could log in sometime, some other day.

🍉 Palestine Children's Relief Fund streams start TOMORROW!!! 🍉

Here is the full schedule!! Hope you're as excited as I am! See you all tomorrow at noon!

This is like the time Italy had Kevin Lasagna playing for them (or
if England had a Jonathan Racism in their team).
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MythBusters should do an episode where they test whether or not a God can bleed

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@sickoscommittee.org i feel like this is a sickos job posting

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I like that the bookstore has impulse buys like it's a gas station. Sudoku booklet, Percy Jackson day calendar, Warrior Cats bookmarks.

I literally once bought a miniature zen garden for my desk. You know, the classic impulse buy - a zen garden

i dont think the sopranos would've worked without 9/11 happening

what is the point of coming in to work for 8 hours a day only to have no projects, no work, and no purpose?

The Phanatic is a real son of a bitch.

man tough times, one feels like syphilis pushing a boulder up an endless incline

I shoved a nerd in my locker

The review embargo has ended on James Gunn's new "Superman" film, so I can finally say what I've been holding back for weeks: I was beaten in the darkness of the theater by an unidentified assailant!!

i am subscribed to 5 twitch channels and every one of them has a different price

i have literally no idea how that happened

i took 7,057 pictures, now i have to find the good ones !

how i feel after 16.5 hours of photography in 2 days

raceday! #VIR