M, Midwest Farm Dad 🍸✈️🏳️‍🌈

shhh my husband might hear you

“What’s it like playing aoe2 campaigns after not playing for almost 20 years?”

we buried my chimkin ruth today… she was such a broody baby she didn’t even get off her egg to get away from (what i’m assuming was) the raccoons… you were stubborn until the end, but i loved you anyways 💖

I think i finally hacked the system by leaving it at home while i’m at work cause work stress is a big trigger and honestly i think i’ve separated the two in my head, or in my brain chemicals at least.. my brain at work used to be the lizard button meme but “v*pe” instead 💩 we gettin better yall

Thank you father bezos

Where did you get those?? I have also been looking for a display solution for my 800000 pins 🫠

my personality lately has just been self-sabotage, down to needing to fast and not take my meds for a health screening but being like fuck it i’m hungry and tired and i’m doing it anyway
sooooo cute and quirky uwu

my dumbass is trying to start playing counterstrike and of course that familiar feeling is creeping in of “i am angry because I’m not immediately good at this” 🫠 i’m not allowed to have fun

"Let's make a collaboration with a popular IP to draw new players into Magic!"

"Great idea!"

"Also, let's make it virtually impossible to purchase, so no one who isn't both completely plugged in to the online community and has the luxury of waiting over an hour on a Monday can get it!"

"..uhhh.."

Dear wotc,
make SL’s print to demand again you absolute cowards, we’re all exhausted
thanks,

“sexually alternative mario”

It’s buckwild to me that you guys aren’t over 100k… you should be saying it’d be cool to reach 500k for your birthday, lots of subs to match thatgood good content 💖

CAN CONFIRM THEY ARE VERY COOL AND GOOD 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

HOLY SHIT THAT’S AMAZING CONGRATS!!!!!!!!

Elden ring
Fire emblem three houses
Pokemon firered

💩

AAAAAAAH YOU LOOK AMAZING

“waaaah they’re setting cars on fire”

my guy have you ever seen white people after sports bros do a Big Sports Thing? are they gonna roll out the marines for that now too?

me: eats a breakfast sandwich between 11:30 and noon
my body at 13:27: i am HUNGRY you have given me NOTHING and you will PERISH

another way i know my boss sucks: i showed him pictures of our unfinished master bedroom with the original wood floors and he said “oh, are you going to put down carpet?” And i immediately said “fuck no!” And he looked confused
…bro… listen

did not think my gruul landfall deck would be eating so well w FF 👀

my exhausted brain fully read the ability as an exaggerated spelling of “tired”

azorius prosper perchance???

crazy to think that i was so upset about killing woodchucks prior to my husband buying an air rifle and also them making my life hell

That just looks like a happy butthole to me
x3

shoutout to my boss who won’t fucking stop using it for literally everything instead of actually learning how to articulate his thoughts and spell words correctly!!!! yes give us nothing, king!!!!!!!

First day switching from first shift to swing shift and i am dying where is my second wind jfc

my abzan legends only deck is absolutely sweating abt these FF cards holy shit hnnnnng

i do not know who that is but i am sure it would have

Idk who this is but …………………mommy

the extent of my FF lore knowledge is cloud has a big sword and chocobos are adorable birbs and i love them, and even i’m hype for this set holy shit it looks so COOL