Stephen

okay but this was so good

Xkcd comic. C style function int get RandomNumber () return 4; With the comment chosen by fair dice roll. guaranteed to be random.

I just can’t get over this framing. “He is wrong because it is actually even worse than he said” okay???

John Michael ATM Machine

My work uses them to send hardware around and it’s funny (but not really surprising) how much better they are at delivering those packages. Super fast (I had it get delivered the same day once), always knock and wait for signature. I assume we pay them a shitload of money for the privilege

one of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet

A small reddish brown dog sleeping in a funny, cramped looking position in a small fuzzy blue dog bed

It’s not clear how this was comfy but he stayed like this for an hour straight

It’s totally a “financial decision” in that they want billions of dollars and will capitulate to any demand to get it

it’s crass to tell people what is in your bank account

And they might be right, in terms of spiking quarterly earnings by reducing human labor costs. Basically the same as when PE buys a company and strips its assets and rents them back to it and all those stupid financial shenanigans. Win by burning things down and then skipping the consequences

I think “truly” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. It’s not clear there are any jobs that could be 1:1, qualitatively replaced by ai, but way more importantly, there are people in charge who _think_ there are jobs that can be replaced and see dollar signs

Obsessed with the idea that current events are so repulsive to the founding fathers that we use their consistent, high speed spinning in their graves as a dependable power source

my first thought was “this is a tim and eric sketch” but clickhole also fits

he wouldn’t sit down with someone who agrees with him so much already

the “platform”

this is apparently the one for “bad rudy”

It is very convenient that tesla did their major design refresh recently because like the cybertruck it really lets you know who might have plausible deniability vs who is a huge dick

i’m always saying this

A Boone be upon your house

not right or left, but a third thing (right)

gritty live action finding nemo

Barilla tri-color rotini box

these colors don’t bleed 💪

okay but I know at this point that I can do infinite side content until the second I finish the main story of a game and then I am done with it and it is dead to me

if his employees were smarter they would have realized they could have just made a machine that says Elon Musk Is Right About Everything from the start and it would have been way easier

She inhaled trace amounts of empathy and her body went into anaphylactic shock.

honestly the best I have felt in a while about the state of the world is seeing this pathetic rancid old man cry at his birthday party

I appreciate that they embedded the rotten tomatoes rating into the photos in the lawsuit

Guaranteed he made money on this right? There has to be some freaks out there who would pay triple for the presidents old tesla

we are all about meta-subtweeting now

A small reddish brown dog playing tug-of-war

Little Dog Saturday, the perfect day to play tug