Fagatha Christie

The thing about The Bear is it's a scene about idk Carmy's love life it's all very good and moving and well acted but I'm just like 'okay but when are we going to get back to the restaurant, I want you to make me cry because Tina perfected the knife skills for ceviche'

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My 'I Didn't Abandon Any Of My Children On Epstein's Paedophile Island' T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt.

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10 Feb 26: TOKiMONSTA feat. Yuna - Don't Call Me

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drafts are for the weak. post with your soul

'Discord is also rolling out an age inference model that analyzes metadata like the types of games a user plays... and behavioral signals like signs of working hours.'

Cu to my wizened ass with a Steam library full of RPGs, puzzle games and deck builders getting age-approved so fast my neck breaks.

Don't you think she looks tired?

In today's 'Technically Correct, The Best Kind Of Correct', news, 'the airline is going to quadruple the size of its fleet', when it has one aeroplane and is buying three more for a total of four.

I think it's probably just the recaps, bb, you're fine.

'There's been a lot of distractions in the past few days, but we can now focus on the important things. Like the fact that somewhere, right now, a trans woman is having a piss. My government will not rest until she is in jail.'

oh my god he's saying 'Somebody make some motherfucking noise in here!' but it has the energy of 'Please clap'.

a man and a woman are standing next to each other . the woman is holding a rose in her hand . Alt: Brittany Murphy in Drop Dead Gorgeous screaming 'GAAAAAAAYYY!'

I expect so, though personally I would enjoy if it just said

The homophobic dog meme, with the words 'i know what you are'

It's just so funny that there's no label but a quick hover of the mouse says

I, too, am on the outer reaches of the unlabelled faggot nebula ❤️

I know it goes against my policy of never interacting with anything from X, The CSAM Generator And Nazism App, but this is just so fascinating.

If McSweeney going = full speed ahead to woke aren't you just admitting that Starmer has no ideas of his own? Or at best, he has ideas but was overruled?

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9 Feb 26: Roko - The Dream

I'm 5 foot 8, so I'm not tall but I'm not *short* short and I can't stop thinking about the guy on the train whose shoulder was about an inch above the top of my head.

I've probably posted this before but it's very funny that Airbnb is trying to go back to its cutesy 'rent out your house while you're on holiday, save a bit of money!' roots and not 'we distort the entire economy of tourist destinations teehee!'

See, yeah, that's the sort of thing I mean with the vibes being off. Just annoying. And also a transphobe apparently.

(Woody Allen eating a Da Bomb wing on Hot Ones)

WOODY: Boy, that's like dating your first Gentile girl, there's a real sting to it. Wowee, that's hotter than a New York cab in August. Havin' flop sweat like after the Curse of the Jade Scorpion premiere.

SEAN: Was it weird marrying your daughter?

I always thought that the vibes were off for reasons I couldn't explain but yes the Linehan support was the 'oh fuck you!' moment

Ayoade! He's gross but I should still spell his name right.

God I'm looking at people's wishcasting for the next UK Celebritry Traitors and they're saying things like Jimmy Carr (no!), Richard Ayaode (gross!), Emily Maitliss (boo!), Amelia Dimoldenberg (yawn!).

People have such terrible fucking taste.

urgh, awful dream I was out for lunch with friends (super pretentious 'zen' restaurant) on Thursday then suddenly it was Friday evening and I had *no* idea what happened between. Deeply unsettling, made it hard to get back to sleep, so I slept until 7, which is SO late, and then didn't go for a run.

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8 Feb 26: Marketa Irglova - Remember Who You Are

I don't have tiktok so am mostly safe from them but once in a blue moon I remember the one they did about going back to the pub after the pandemic and have to watch it again.

I am obsessed with The Famileigh. I hate them but if I start looking I can't stop.

It was so gay baity also, it annoyed me

Yeah. It's... okay. A bit frustrating.