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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).

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Do Wood!

07.10.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The PP Arnold and Ray Charles covers of Eleanor Rigby both absolutely slap

07.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Post image 07.10.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3358    ๐Ÿ” 1124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30
A photo of a Qatar Airways plane with the text 85-year-old vegetarian told to 'eat around the meat' on Qatar Airways flight chokes to death

A photo of a Qatar Airways plane with the text 85-year-old vegetarian told to 'eat around the meat' on Qatar Airways flight chokes to death

'Oh well that's shitty but I don't really think it's worthy of the news, I've been given a meat meal bef.... HOLD ON WHAT THE FUCK'

07.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah! I delved and it's in Sonic The Hedgehog 3 so technically it's from a soundtrack?

07.10.2025 08:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Weezer - Buddy Holly (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by WeezerVEVO Weezer - Buddy Holly (Official Music Video)

7 Oct 25: Weezer - Buddy Holly

07.10.2025 05:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop.
Blue Person: Woohoo. Iโ€™m the CEO of a social media platform.

Panel 2:
Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public
Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself

Panel 3: 
Purple person looks concerned and says: Reallyโ€ฆbutโ€ฆ

Panel 4:
Purple person: Youโ€™re such a whiny little fucking baby

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Purple person is standing holding a clipboard. A Blue Person sits at a laptop. Blue Person: Woohoo. Iโ€™m the CEO of a social media platform. Panel 2: Purple person: We should hire a PR person to interact with the public Blue Person begins to type on laptop and says: Nope. Gonna do all that myself Panel 3: Purple person looks concerned and says: Reallyโ€ฆbutโ€ฆ Panel 4: Purple person: Youโ€™re such a whiny little fucking baby

06.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12024    ๐Ÿ” 3702    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 40
"A digimon could commit murder. a pokemon can only kill"

"A digimon could commit murder. a pokemon can only kill"

Digging deep into philosophy in the Discord server.

06.10.2025 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1870    ๐Ÿ” 744    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

If you understand that - for no real quantifiable reason - Katie Price saying 'Never underestimate the sea' is a canonical cultural moment, chances are we will be friends.

06.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.10.2025 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honestly, late life goals. Dress real cunty, pop into town to spend like a thousand pounds on an old edition of Agatha Christie, and go home.

06.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Living for this old gay on the train in a trilby, floral shirt, blazer, sherbet pink trousers and purple leather driving gloves, carrying a bag from Maggs Bros antiquarian books.

06.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A thing I think about a lot is a post on the WoW message boards, talking about your garrison, where your mini-pets would wander about, saying something like 'I love when you see your balloon floating purposefully through the camp. It's like, what you can you possibly have to do? You're a balloon.'

06.10.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'd be very funny if the worst Labour-right scumbags finally got their long-held wish for Diane Abbott to retire at the next election, only to lose the seat to Polanski

06.10.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image

perfect detail

06.10.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1001    ๐Ÿ” 270    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49
A grey fluffy felted guinea pig and a ginger fluffy felted guinea pig

A grey fluffy felted guinea pig and a ginger fluffy felted guinea pig

Had plans today, but I woke up bloody ravaged by period nonsense so instead I am in bed making fat fluffy guinea pigs. For sale in my shop if you want some (UK ONLY) #commissions #guineapigs #art #fluffy

06.10.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
ๅบƒ็€ฌ้ฆ™็พŽ - promise (Official Video)
YouTube video by ๅบƒ็€ฌ ้ฆ™็พŽ Official YouTube channel ๅบƒ็€ฌ้ฆ™็พŽ - promise (Official Video)

6 Oct 25: Kohmi Hirose - Promise

06.10.2025 05:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no I literally called it 'The Weezer song'

05.10.2025 21:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a point!

05.10.2025 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We look down a windowsill, the left half of the picture, towards a bookcase in the background. Against the windowsill a sofa extends back towards the books, the right half of the picture. In the foreground, Frank, a tabby cat, is sitting close to us on the sill in a sphinx pose with a rapt and benevolent expression. Somewhat behind and off to the right, Lenny, a slightly out of focus tuxedo cat with a magnificent white bib, peers curiously at Frank, or as though plotting, obscured by the arm of the sofa

We look down a windowsill, the left half of the picture, towards a bookcase in the background. Against the windowsill a sofa extends back towards the books, the right half of the picture. In the foreground, Frank, a tabby cat, is sitting close to us on the sill in a sphinx pose with a rapt and benevolent expression. Somewhat behind and off to the right, Lenny, a slightly out of focus tuxedo cat with a magnificent white bib, peers curiously at Frank, or as though plotting, obscured by the arm of the sofa

05.10.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I swear they have like a portal to pop out of

05.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The most devastating review I've heard of the new Taylor Swift was "maybe we were too hard on Woman's World"

05.10.2025 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These are all items - both the womenswear and menswear - that Blake Lively would wear in the Simple Favor movies (complimentary).

05.10.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really hope that account is someone Doing A Bit because wow

05.10.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Awww yeah, got to bust out one of the canon tweets in response

05.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tweet from @thomas_violence

I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America

Tweet from @thomas_violence I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America

05.10.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You post one moderately successful photo of a robin and your inbox fills up with DM requests from sexy lady bots

05.10.2025 15:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was excited for Drag Race UK because Viola and Bones looked like we had two villains who could deliver enough to back up their self-belief. Reality shows need Villains (which is not the same as just unpleasant people). But they have both already had their I'm nice really redemption by episode 2!

05.10.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A robin on a stump of branch.

A robin on a stump of branch.

Rake leaves, attract friend.

05.10.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1354    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

'I spent a good hour fretting over the ethics, but curiosity won out' is just such an incredibly bleak thing to admit about yourself in print.

This was in the context of crushing ants and dropping them in in milk to make yoghurt (!) (link: www.theguardian.com/science/2025...) but oh my god.

05.10.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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