Fagatha Christie

No thoughts, just stop sign shield barbarian lady

Honestly it's almost certain to be just one

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The Stop sign shield is marvellous

This is so unhinged and profoundly dangerous that I can only think they're deliberately doing it so they can roll back 'in response to public concern' and then do whatever undemocratic thing they actually intend to do in the first place so it seems softer.

The (almost certainly apocryphal) planned third Wizard Of Oz movie starring Elizabeth Taylor as old Dorothy pulled back into Oz.

Of course they'd also have to invent time travel or cloning or resurrection but I *am* a despot.

Mmmm that was some delicious garbage.

I'll take 'grimly ironic' for $200 please Alex.

Sizzlean sounds like a lady robot who works the frier in a diner in an episode of Futurama.

ur face too cute

Is it a vat? Is it a jar? It's a secret third thing.

('Var of piss' is an extreme deep cut, not a typo, fyi)

How do I describe the visceral disgust I get from getting a sponsored linkedin message (yes the sentence could just end there, but there's more), asking me train AI models (get fucked!) for 'up to' $(I am in the UK!)15 an hour (get FUCKED!)?

Go drown in a var of piss.

Can my job be going for walks?

Urgh I slept way too late (7 am lol) so had to start work straight away and didn't get to go for a run or a walk and now I'm all indoorsified and antsy. Like I literally can't remember the last time I didn't leave the house first thing. I did it when I had to be at my desk at 5.

Right? Yes it is easy to peel, but what IS it?

Very excited because the Big Tesco had satsumas. Not mandarins, not clementines, not 'Easy Peelers', honest-to-God actual satsumas.

Unless you're Adrian Chiles.

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If the show is *about* the detectives, (eg the lovely and perfect Elementary) then I care about their lives. If it is about the crime and the victims and the suspects, I will never. They are plot devices.

Okay, All Her Fault, a thing you have to understand is that I will never care about the personal lives of the detectives. They should just be crime solving cyphers who do not exist outside of the police house or, like, a murder scene.

Oh I do that constantly. 'this is the sequence, I have no idea what to say for the last one'

The French female assassin is very chic, sexy, pencil skirts and heels; the male Israeli assassin is brooding, chiseled jaw, five o'clock shadow, piercing but haunted eyes, prefers very utilitarian clothing. The sexual tension between them is palpable. I hope Ms. Owens lets us know when they kiss.

I already said it's for someone I know and trust, and that it's not an urgent request from a phone call. No I didn't phone them because they literally just texted their bank details because I asked for them so I could send them some money. It's okay I promise.

I appreciate that banking apps are trying to help people not get defrauded but jiminy crackers you don't need to ask me 15 times if I've made a video call to the person I'm sending money to when it's to my friend I've known for years and is £25.

Elon Musk you are 54 years old.

Thing is Denise Welch can sing (after a fashion) so idk why she went full Countess Luann

'While keeping devices longer may seem financially or environmentally responsible, the hidden cost is a quieter erosion of economic dynamism and competitiveness'

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Tired: Electric Boogaloo
Wired: 2 Fast 2 Furious
Inspired: Hypercube

Ariadne no Wicked 2: Hypercube will be an intrusive thought now what have you done to me