Roleplay Retcon is remaking Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

Jensie is going to Lawyer School tomorrow.

They're not really on BlueSky, but if you cross your fingers for them, I'll show them.

You watched Ballistic Ecks Vs. Sever, so that is not surprising

Some people like the natto. Some people want the poi. Some people say pass me the century eggs and the durian

Describing Dracula 2000 as a "modern epic" is incredible

225 horses are bound to kick something

It's here!!!! Four fun convos between me and @sharangbiswas.bsky.social

Shoutout the long history of games and game design re: Thanatos but it's Eros time

Betty White stamp on an envelope. There is a cool piano in the background.

@bitcherton.bsky.social sends their gossip sheets out with Betty White stamps

My Century Knights? Cosmic

We've double-checked our ad category exclusions, so we shouldn't get these.

If you hear any ads for ICE or anything else you know we wouldn't support, email tracy at oneshotpodcast dot com and let us know!

Hey you should check out @roleplayretcon.bsky.social podcast if you like TTRPGs and bad movies btw. I'm teaching them about robots RIGHT NOW

Coming soon: PWG Presents: Cosmic Century Knights, Homecoming, & Chuck Three new TTRPGs from James D'Amato & Drew Mierzejewski, Meghan Cross, and Tyler Crumrine!

I had SO MUCH FUN talking to people at Gencon about Cosmic Century Knights!

We'll be kickstarting it in September alongside two other great games, please follow the project to be there when ot goes live:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/cru...

Sometimes Ben forgets that he can add sound effects in post.

We're fixing Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018) with crunch mech RPG Lancer, infamous robot kisser @iwriterobots.com and a soundtrack by BE/HOLD (@beholdyourfate.bsky.social)!

Sometimes you make a podcast about remaking bad movies with TTRPGs and life just hands you a slam dunk

Alex on twitter writes: "Someone on Twitter writes: "You’re a menswear writer. You don’t know anything about manufacturing in America, or steel mills, or metallurgy, or CNC machining, or how anything is produced from raw material into a finished product in this country or anywhere. Stick to writing about “men’s fashion."" I reply: "i actually had a career in knifemaking before this. the reason why you can't avoid tariffs in knifemaking is because everyone relies on Gobelin machinery. are you aware of this?" Alex replies: "Gobelin machinery? What exactly are you referring to?" I reply: "you Gobelin DEEZ NUTS!"

"stick to menswear"

A very simple prototype Roleplay Retcon logo and the first few words of an old show description from a google search result

I have done everything in my power to erase this logo and show description from the Internet (who calls them "pen and paper RPGs???) and yet its spectre remains

if you hear someone discussing one of my games at gencon you’re required by the game’s rules to tell me

Or, dang it, is it my Sonic OC names list

"take the money you were spending on worthless streaming services you aren't watching like Paramount+ and set up a recurring donation to PBS and NPR

we can do this, we can save PBS"

5. Your Actual Play podcast would be better if the episodes were shorter. I simply will never sit through a full, unedited RPG session.

Wear your masks gang

do you like making more money and not sharing it with nazis? i've got good news for you!

Tom Senya GIF Alt: Mr. Rogers putting on a clown mask

Me sending out podcast invitations during SDCC and Gen Con

WOW!!! i cannot believe it has been THREE YEARS since the release of I Have the High Ground. that's wild. i've been doing this for over 3 years???? truly hasn't sunk in that it's been that long.

regardless, if you're interested in the game, now is a great time to get it on a steep discount!!!

A Harlequin Romance novel called "Where the Wolf Leads" by Jane Arbor. The cover art is a painting of two attractive white people almost kissing in the moonlight in front of Big Ben in London

People like Shout want us to associate NSFW with the exploitative side of porn, like Girls Gone Wild or the problematic side of the adult film industry, when in reality most of it is just this shit your grandma read

Young people these days are worrying too much about their ka-tet, and not enough about saying "not yet" to alcohol and drugs

I asked ChatGPT what will I be?
Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?
Here's what it said to me:

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
The future's not ours to see
Que sera, sera
STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

Wow, Baldwin's not just cancelled, he's actively being punished

An extremely tired 35 year old man with curly hair and an N95 mask. He has clearly spent the last week desperately preparing for two major conventions in a row. Despite all that he is hot. Probably one of the hottest people you have ever seen. It's not even a sexual thing. He is hot in a way that makes you respect him.

The Netflix and Kill RPG Monster dating panel Saturday 8/26 7:00-8:00 PM room 23ABC With Authors James D'Amato, Jef Aldrich, and Jon Taylor Presented by Adams Media, an imprint of Simon & Schuster

What's up San Diego? Are you ready for this guy to help you find monsters to fuck?

Well you have to wait until tomorrow.

My favorite by far is the dialog rule in Star Crossed.

For those that don't know, Star Crossed is a 2-player forbidden romance RPG, where you play two characters who really want to be together but have a really good reason keeping them apart.

There's a direct line from "no kink at Pride" and "no sex in movies and books unless it Serves The Plot" to payment processors feeling completely empowered to censor art globally