June

"You want older women until they start drinking La Croix and cosmopolitans, FUCK you"

Three word horror story:

The homunculus walked

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

They're gonna have to change the name to House of Ska afterwards

🚨LESS THAN 1 MONTH AWAY FROM OUR BIGGEST MIDWEST #ska FEST YET 🚨
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📍House of Blues

this is your fault, Marlo

Enemies to lovers but it's Garfield and Mondays

I'd say Groal the Great can go directly to hell, but honestly Bilewater is a fate far worse

Shawty eat so many Takis, their pussy kinda spicy

Okay but they're kinda cooking with the rhetoric of transsexuals being divine...

Three ICE detainees were fucking shot and they're still fucking claiming it was targeting the gestapo themselves. "'ANTI-ICE' was carved on one of the casings!" This is literally the white people who wrote "blacks rule" on their own driveway again, they aren't even trying

Zionist propaganda on my drive home from work got covered by a gutter cleaning ad lmfao

Guy who hasn't found out yet that Americans can be irredeemable Nazis who voted for Trump because he was going to do what he's currently doing:

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped

🌹 no room for fascists 🌹

I'm at a bar and the cover band finally got people on the dance floor, only to instantly change from a mash-up of high energy dance songs. To NICKELBACK

"Who is ska?" Actual question asked by a friend of a friend 😔

Shawty got a yeast infection, call that a bread box

I really don’t want to talk about this all day but this snapped something inside of me. Spare me the fucking homilies, these people are fucking cretins and the only concern I have at this point is to what extent these hypocrites will use this to justify further violence.

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"Please, for the love of god, never call my pussy non-newtonian ever again"

One large quad shot latte no breakfast

Twinky Greco-Roman femboys went to war for bodies like this

"Source: My urethra. Am I right, ladies?"

The cat keeps playing in our packing materials, and has taken a liking to plastic bags. My attempt to trying to get them away from her resulted in two bites, and her nesting again in the exact same fucking place not 60 seconds later

You know the pussy gonna be good when her guitar has a tuner attached and several years of dust layered on top.

Clippy deserves no love

I forgot the sheer amount of absolute cunt I was serving at a wedding this time last year

They're eating