vendor npc

When I TF I get hairy.... and soft.... and fat... really fat...

🎨: @guavanzo.bsky.social

you should get so fat you notice a difference in the way I treat you, going from encouraging and positive to treating you more like a colleague talking shop and swapping tricks, then let that transition into a deferential worshipping as you prove just how good you are at getting huge

I could use a big doughy hairy man with natural muscle to embrace me and validate all my projects and opinions.
I know that *looks* like a daddy issue thing, but I assure you this is purely just a lust and narcissism thing. The symptoms are purely coincidental

Mamdani going so hard for trans right and winning is some juicy proof that every dem that abandoned us didn’t do it for politically advantageous reasons. They did it because they’re transphobes and they will lose for it

what if a man was sweaty, and - now follow me on dis one - fat

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

Overeager

Looks like Azreel was a bit too eager when it came to putting on a pair of Karr's latex gloves and paws.

Inspired (and featuring) by some comments left by @azreelspurgatory.bsky.social on my artwork.

This is a really vulnerable time for paypro call centers. It's already been reported that Mastercard is stressed by our persistence

I know we're all busy around this time too but let's fire the engines 🔥

[she/they] porco rosso drawover with my sona lol 🚬🐖

ddryhump Saturday

For Yourboyhal on FA!

its true....... but the pain

why'd u do it

Waiting for your bi-weekly auto-deposit like its a midnight release for a game.

trick or treat !! what candy are you getting at the WOKE HOUSE

ordinarily the permapoketf is supposed to be a surprise but this particular strain transforms your vocal chords first before going dormant for a couple days so you can learn what your new shape is gonna be and then try to get your affairs in order while only being able to announce said fate out loud

so addictive to dig your fingers in and pull with all your strength on your latex skin. stretching it a whole foot away till it snaps loudly back down to your body, a reminder of just how impossible it is to escape your latex prison

lee [they/them] 💙 for @bleucan.fish !!

ya know, they say smiling is good for your health. which is probably why i'm gonna live forever ; )

6 months in a seamlessly sealed latex suit will have you trying to shove everything you own up your ass. unfortunately none of it can get through the latex, so you're gonna be pushing for a while

that fire looks fuckin yummyyy

The silent shadow beneath the monument

Get Pooltoy'd idiot

you heard the fart SFX when he pulled his pants down. you got taunted. you have to look at it for 5 seconds.

i don't know if Croix farts when he pulls down his pants to air out his ass crack

but i do know it plays a fart SFX as his butt comes bouncing out.

like a PPBWOMF noise. and it taunts in an 15FT AOE around him, forcing furries who hear it to lock eyes with his fat sweaty nerd dumper for 5 seconds.

doing the ultimate profile play and pivoting my account to obnoxious trolling and puns and nothing else ever again

Shy guy to Big guy pipeline

presented with no context other then "i needed his gender"

It's common knowledge not to drink random potions you find lying on the ground. Now there's a new king in town ready to have some fun.

Some GAY fun to be specific.

A King magnum Tf done by @mdcackle.bsky.social!