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Kalshi, the betting market, advertising its service by depicting the crucifixion of Jesus with a betting odd attached to it.

I know for a god given fact that I am perpetually in direct contradiction of any given Catholic doctrine but this has to be the most blasphemous shit I've ever seen.
You need to stab this person with a screwdriver in an alleyway.

Unprompted, have been told on two separate occasions by different people that I need to cut my hair because I look like a Cuban coke dealer from the 80s.

I got a dedicated bits budget, and I swear to God, these custom clown shoes are calling to me like the Green Goblin Mask.
When would I use them? For a joke. Would it be worth it? Probably.

The Baby Died. Whose Fault Is It? When her son died in utero, a venture capitalist went to extremes to punish her surrogate.

This is genuinely such a insane read. And the VC's fucking husband calling his wife acting in such a way that she got an arrest warrant put out on her, part of the grieving process, is sending me.

At any given moment, I relate far more to Charlie Kelly than I am comfortable with.

Never cease to tickle me pink that boycott's etymology just leads back to one particularly chicken fat idiot out of Ireland.

Dog barks at me, I bark back and somehow I'm the bad guy.

Bukele has a waifu body pillow.

I can't believe the crypto bubble is so wild now, people are making NFTs a thing again
Well maybe. I wonder if it's a money movement thing instead.

This isn't like selling someone a tv. It's like pulling up somewhere with a truck of TV's and what is clearly a gun under your arm and offering a discount.

The bindle from a particularly infamous hack in Bitcoin history just got sold and people are suspecting the company who did the purchase just could not be assed to check where it was being sourced from.
I'm dying.

Fireworks on a random Saturday morning are never a good sign.

Standish: Supreme court blocks sharing of pre-marital assets The anticipated judgment in the landmark case of Standish v Standish will have far-reaching implications for division of property upon divorce

Things are happening in the world of divorced dudes.

It's 8pm on a Sunday, who could it possibly be worth shooting at this time of day.

A screenshot of the company Polymarket, announcing they are allowing betting on the prices of crypto currencies Bitcoin and Ethereum, while showing charts that demonstrate their wide swings.

Dawg, we are about to see people lose entire life savings at 2 am on Twitter.

World Bank lifts ban on funding nuclear energy in boost to industry [FREE TO READ] Lender’s president says it would support projects extending the life of existing reactors

World Bank lifts decades-long ban on funding nuclear energy in major boost for atomic energy industry @financialtimes.com on.ft.com/3T8iT53

It should though be said, on Polymarket partnering with X, more than even sports betting ads on podcasts, you basically have the conditions for gambling addictions being injected directly to the base that would dive head first into it, in just an incredible way. Especially with the Grok stuff.

X names Polymarket as its official prediction market partner | TechCrunch X announced on Friday that it has partnered with Polymarket, naming it the platform’s official prediction market partner.

Getting into bed with the dude sniping at a President with a history of vindictive action, while being a legally dubious betting site, is a choice.

The Russian Central Bank has been successfully bullied.

The RCB has been bullied into lowering the interest rate - but not enough to lower it significantly.

«Сургутнефтегаз» получил 439 млрд руб. убытка по РСБУ Подробнее на сайте

One of Russia's five largest oil and gas companies Surgutneftegaz reported a 439,7 billion ruble loss for Q1 2025 under the Russian Accounting standard. In Q1 2024 it had a 268,5 billion net profit under the same accounting standard.

www.kommersant.ru/doc/7793238

Ripple’s Chris Larsen to fund police surveillance, drones in San Francisco As part of the $9.4M gift, Ripple Labs will sublet a lavish office to the San Francisco Police Department's drone surveillance unit for free.

Ripple’s Chris Larsen to fund police surveillance, drones in San Francisco protos.com/ripples-chri...

Trump to launch branded crypto trading application New crypto trading and wallet application, created in partnership with Magic Eden, invites fans of President Trump to buy his memecoin

SCOOP: Trump to launch branded crypto wallet and trading application, encouraging his supporters to purchase his memecoin and other crypto assets.

www.citationneeded.news/trump-crypto...

Watching The Rehersal for the first time. This must be what it felt like to witness the Sermon on the Mount. I had a child's idea of what committing to the bit looks like.
I must apply myself deeply and thoroughly.

Underappreciated recession indicator, crypto dudes torturing each other with chainsaws for passwords.

Prominent Bukele critic might have gotten semi disappeared last night, which isn't great.

I do wish I actually had the capacity to investigate things because a weird, maybe billionaire? who lost a sexual assault case a few years ago, is using a media company he seems to own to announce a lawsuit against a bunch of random companies and other rich people, including black cube.