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Please Like Me It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...

Please Like Me

That's why.

“Reading is woke!”
MTG… probably.

I love noodle

The painting titled Judith Beheading Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi. The painting portrays the moment that Judith beheads Holofernes, mid act of sawing his head off with a sword. Judith grasps his hair as he lies face up on his bed and cuts the sword across to behead him while blood spurts out of his neck. Another woman helps hold him down as he attempts to resist.

Some guy on Twitter made a point of announcing that thousands upon thousands of men are descended from rapists, and we women "aren't going to like it when [they] stop asking nicely."

Which, you know, surprise surprise brother, but you're also not going to like it when we stop refusing nicely.

baby armadillos in a birdbath

baby armadillo upside down in a birdbath.

Friend Fran Rutkovsky posted these lovely armadillo photos from her yard in Tallahassee. Armadillos *love* water and will take hilarious baths.

they don't know they're my roman empire

Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term

Budweiser Unveils Social Anxiety Bottle With 900% More Label To Pick At

if you dont use garlic are you even cooking

Said bread loaf that I finished at 10:26 pm…

Being 25 is staying up three hours past my bedtime to bake sandwich bread 🧚🏼

My painting TIDAL WETLANDS

The CFPB Has Been Gutted The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau terminated the positions of 1,406 employees at the congressionally mandated agency.

This is getting fewer headlines than it should. After coming to power promising to help working people, the president is revealing his real priorities by actively making it easier for banks to rip people off.

I’m going to pull my teeth out if the left tears itself apart over whether Pete or AOC would be a better candidate while Trump dismantles every single check on his power.

Let’s have the debate while deep down adoring both of them as insanely smart, principled politicians that we are lucky to have.

I love you. ♥️

It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.

* very unconstitutional

Uncle Scrooge laying on the ground stomping his hands. "Sob! Wail! I'm going to have a good cry right here! Blub! Boo hoo. Sob!"

This costs the taxpayers about $3Million every weekend, most of which goes directly into the elected Felon's pocket.

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep

New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep
theonion.com/new-stu...

the walk vs the consequences

LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor YouTube video by Associated Press

Oh my God, I just had a full night’s sleep and Cory Booker is still going…
www.youtube.com/live/rCUK2Vb...

6 panel comic P1: A title --GRAMFEL-- backed by raging flames P2: My Garfield & Jon stand-ins, Jahn & Gramfel. The former seen from the torso up, wearing a light brown jackets, and darker brown scarf & fingerless gloves. He carries a satchel, hung on his left side over his right shoulder. He looks very tired, and has days worth of unshaven growth on his face. Gramfel --in his purple box-- floats beside him, cosmic energy spewing from the bottom of the box. They both stand on the bottom right of the panel, facing left, as they stare at something off-panel. Behind both, a cracked pavement and some of a street are visible. The grey-purple colour scheme gives the impression of this taking place at night. P3: We now look at what both are staring at: A poster taped to a wall, with some sort of slug-like monstrosity in a suit and red tie. They have tiny--almost vestigial-- arms, and they have what looks to be a facsimile of a dead-eyed human face with a sex doll mouth. What is meant to be their hair is equally slug-like. Above them, a single word: SUBMIT P4: POV pans back to show Gramfel and Jahn --in shadow, from behind-- staring at the poster. P5: Back to the POV from the second panel, Jahn gestures toward the now unseen poster with his right hand, as he turns his head to Gramfel and says "I miss the simpler days of existential dread" P6: We zoom right out to take in the apocalyptic looking scene around Jahn & Gramfel: A person lies in a sleeping bag beside a flaming barrel inside a ruined shell of a building across the street. Beside it, and upturned car. Hands in his pockets, Jahn walks away, Gramfel floating in silence beside him.

Several weeks ago, with the help of Cat 1 and Cat 2, I made the ultimate calming GIF to use this Sunday morning. Please share with anyone in mental distress. It is not to be used by Blades, for they must suffer for their crimes!!
#SWFC #WAWAW

veggie dogs & farmers market street corn and tomato mozzarella 🥵 it's march but it's SUMMER baby

4 panel comic Panel 1: A Blue Guy in a red t-shirt says: As a company, we are no longer supporting DEI Panel 2: A second, larger Blue Guy, also in a red t-shirt, yells: YEAH, SCREW DIVERSITY EQUITY AND INCLUSION Blue Guy 1 leans into shot and hisses: Don’t say the words out loud, you idiot Panel 3: Blue Guy 1: Going forward, we will be implementing FAM Panel 4: Blue Guy 2, yells: FUCK ALL MINORITIES Blue Guy 1, hisses: Fuckin’ SHHHHH

REMEMBER: if your company is no longer supporting DEI, ALWAYS USE THE ACRONYM