You seem weird and trollie
18.02.2026 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jonocarpenter.bsky.social
Archaeology, banjos, Taitokerau, preschoolers and teens, lack of executive function, second chances, mental exhaustion, well-toasted bread, banjos. Not the real-life Indiana Jones, more a dwarfish sort of Evelyn O'Connell
You seem weird and trollie
18.02.2026 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is not a great take. My preemie youngest wouldnt have survived his first couple of weeks in NICU without formula, augmented by the ml or two of colostrum and milk my partner could make until her magnificent breasts got the message that bubs was here already.
18.02.2026 02:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Gotta subsidise those commercial property portfolios somehow
18.02.2026 01:25 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a way to go though
18.02.2026 00:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You win dude..just shut it all down now, though. Pull the curtains, turn off the lights...Planets closed.
18.02.2026 00:45 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Teated Rivalry
18.02.2026 00:43 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 2 π 0TFW the excavator finds out the concrete asbestos water main is 15m inside the property boundary and not out in the road reserve per the GIS...and its only 20cm below the grass.
At least its just a slow leak idk
Not a great sign when the MD of a large regional earthmoving company rings you personally looking for work, thinking you are a planning consultancy, not a dirty archaeologist.
17.02.2026 22:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"'very little possibility that it is anything other than an explosion, a singular explosion,' Yeaw said at an event hosted Tuesday by the Hudson Institute, a conservative think tank in Washington, D.C. 'It is quite consistent with what you would expect from a nuclear explosive test.'"
Bullshit.
Hundertwasser and a green and white flag repreplresenting an unfurling fern.
The man and the new flag he made for Aotearoa New Zealand, which we have sadly declined to use.
This is my flag anyway, an immigrant flag of land and sea. Its a koru/unfurling fern, but I also see a wave.
Three excavated coffins with red and white 1m and 0.5m scales. One juvenile coffin, two infant-sized.
Short lives before modern vaccines, antibiotics, pasteurization, and water treatment.
Two excavated infant coffin shadows and a child's coffin, Spickman-Nisbet family cemetery, Kaeo, 2019.
Thats really nice. Individuals do so much heavy lifting for their majority peers for these holidays and events.
17.02.2026 19:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dont forget pasteurization and water treatment
17.02.2026 19:37 β π 53 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Rheumatic fever?
17.02.2026 19:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Lighthorsemen movie poster with tagline "They did what they were told...They didn't know it was impossible
Horse did not know it was impossible.
17.02.2026 09:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I chortled
17.02.2026 08:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Running the government is a lot like playing recorder β it doesnβt work if you suck.
#makeitstop by letting those in power know just how many people care about primary education in NZ. Share this film, sign our petition, or just make some noise for teachers & educators at makeitstop.co.nz
A replica of a resistance postcard in the snow in front of the Wedding town hall in Berlin. It reads βWake up! We need to free ourselves from Hitlerism!β
The memorial of Elise and Otto Hampel, a working-class couple from Berlin-Wedding who distributed anti-Hitler postcards they had written throughout Berlin and were killed by the Nazis in 1943. Hans Fallada made them the main protagonists in his novel βAlone in Berlinβ. Postcards can be resistance.
17.02.2026 08:03 β π 38 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Wait wait wait, do you mean pear reviewers? Or eggsaminers?
17.02.2026 08:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sam Hunt and Hone Tuwhare doing school visits was epic. Hunt got me to stand up on a bench and read some poetry, I wish I could remember what it was!
17.02.2026 08:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would have been 1983ish in Auckland, at the height of his popularity I guess. Sleeping under a parental coat because the show didnt start until past my bedtime
17.02.2026 08:23 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Rolf Harris woke me up when I was sleeping on a cabaret dinner venue foyer couch when I was six.
"How are ya, tiger?"
Wow.
17.02.2026 03:59 β π 33592 π 15616 π¬ 1197 π 2315Fuckin n00bs
17.02.2026 05:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tino Taiamai, Phllip Walsh 1898. National Library E-363-q-032
Tino Taiamai, Jono, today.
Tino Taiamai, 1898/2026
Te Tino a Taiamai wΔhi tapu, Ohaeawai.
I hear they are also working on a vapour-ware wolf?
17.02.2026 05:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A rank sward of bracken fern and carrot weed in front of Ruapekapeka.
I recall a brief but serious conversation considering the health and safety aspects of letting bracken fern recolonise the glacis of the pΔ, because the spores are carcinogenic.
My first pref was that it should be planted out in potatoes and left to seed, because thats what was there in 1846!
Wasnt Oswald Mosely's secretary a trans man? Cant recall their name or exact roll in pre-war British facism but they were upper middle class or a toff iirc. Maybe even particpated in some pistol play/duelling?
17.02.2026 03:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Scalped and frittering 32 pounder gun platform, with some fine new pou watching as it weathers away.
What happens when you scalp the features doing a mid summer mow, people?
The frikken gun platform of friable volcanic soil blows away in the near ever present westerly.
The magazine behind is almost completely gone now.
No clue, no institutional memory.