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@jonocarpenter.bsky.social

Archaeology, banjos, Taitokerau, preschoolers and teens, lack of executive function, second chances, mental exhaustion, well-toasted bread, banjos. Not the real-life Indiana Jones, more a dwarfish sort of Evelyn O'Connell

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You seem weird and trollie

18.02.2026 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is not a great take. My preemie youngest wouldnt have survived his first couple of weeks in NICU without formula, augmented by the ml or two of colostrum and milk my partner could make until her magnificent breasts got the message that bubs was here already.

18.02.2026 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gotta subsidise those commercial property portfolios somehow

18.02.2026 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a way to go though

18.02.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You win dude..just shut it all down now, though. Pull the curtains, turn off the lights...Planets closed.

18.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Teated Rivalry

18.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

TFW the excavator finds out the concrete asbestos water main is 15m inside the property boundary and not out in the road reserve per the GIS...and its only 20cm below the grass.

At least its just a slow leak idk

18.02.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a great sign when the MD of a large regional earthmoving company rings you personally looking for work, thinking you are a planning consultancy, not a dirty archaeologist.

17.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"'very little possibility that it is anything other than an explosion, a singular explosion,' Yeaw said at an event hosted Tuesday by the Hudson Institute, a conservative think tank in Washington, D.C. 'It is quite consistent with what you would expect from a nuclear explosive test.'"

Bullshit.

17.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Hundertwasser and a green and white flag repreplresenting an unfurling fern.

Hundertwasser and a green and white flag repreplresenting an unfurling fern.

The man and the new flag he made for Aotearoa New Zealand, which we have sadly declined to use.

This is my flag anyway, an immigrant flag of land and sea. Its a koru/unfurling fern, but I also see a wave.

17.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Three excavated coffins with red and white 1m and 0.5m scales. One juvenile coffin, two infant-sized.

Three excavated coffins with red and white 1m and 0.5m scales. One juvenile coffin, two infant-sized.

Short lives before modern vaccines, antibiotics, pasteurization, and water treatment.

Two excavated infant coffin shadows and a child's coffin, Spickman-Nisbet family cemetery, Kaeo, 2019.

17.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats really nice. Individuals do so much heavy lifting for their majority peers for these holidays and events.

17.02.2026 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dont forget pasteurization and water treatment

17.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Rheumatic fever?

17.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Lighthorsemen movie poster with tagline "They did what they were told...They didn't know it was impossible

The Lighthorsemen movie poster with tagline "They did what they were told...They didn't know it was impossible

Horse did not know it was impossible.

17.02.2026 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I chortled

17.02.2026 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Running the government is a lot like playing recorder – it doesn’t work if you suck.

#makeitstop by letting those in power know just how many people care about primary education in NZ. Share this film, sign our petition, or just make some noise for teachers & educators at makeitstop.co.nz

17.02.2026 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 6
A replica of a resistance postcard in the snow in front of the Wedding town hall in Berlin. It reads β€œWake up! We need to free ourselves from Hitlerism!”

A replica of a resistance postcard in the snow in front of the Wedding town hall in Berlin. It reads β€œWake up! We need to free ourselves from Hitlerism!”

The memorial of Elise and Otto Hampel, a working-class couple from Berlin-Wedding who distributed anti-Hitler postcards they had written throughout Berlin and were killed by the Nazis in 1943. Hans Fallada made them the main protagonists in his novel β€œAlone in Berlin”. Postcards can be resistance.

17.02.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait wait wait, do you mean pear reviewers? Or eggsaminers?

17.02.2026 08:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sam Hunt and Hone Tuwhare doing school visits was epic. Hunt got me to stand up on a bench and read some poetry, I wish I could remember what it was!

17.02.2026 08:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Would have been 1983ish in Auckland, at the height of his popularity I guess. Sleeping under a parental coat because the show didnt start until past my bedtime

17.02.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rolf Harris woke me up when I was sleeping on a cabaret dinner venue foyer couch when I was six.

"How are ya, tiger?"

17.02.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

17.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 33592    πŸ” 15616    πŸ’¬ 1197    πŸ“Œ 2315
17.02.2026 04:37 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin n00bs

17.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tino Taiamai, Phllip Walsh 1898. National Library E-363-q-032

Tino Taiamai, Phllip Walsh 1898. National Library E-363-q-032

Tino Taiamai, Jono, today.

Tino Taiamai, Jono, today.

Tino Taiamai, 1898/2026

Te Tino a Taiamai wāhi tapu, Ohaeawai.

17.02.2026 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear they are also working on a vapour-ware wolf?

17.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A rank sward of bracken fern and carrot weed in front of Ruapekapeka.

A rank sward of bracken fern and carrot weed in front of Ruapekapeka.

I recall a brief but serious conversation considering the health and safety aspects of letting bracken fern recolonise the glacis of the pā, because the spores are carcinogenic.

My first pref was that it should be planted out in potatoes and left to seed, because thats what was there in 1846!

17.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wasnt Oswald Mosely's secretary a trans man? Cant recall their name or exact roll in pre-war British facism but they were upper middle class or a toff iirc. Maybe even particpated in some pistol play/duelling?

17.02.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Scalped and frittering 32 pounder gun platform, with some fine new pou watching as it weathers away.

Scalped and frittering 32 pounder gun platform, with some fine new pou watching as it weathers away.

What happens when you scalp the features doing a mid summer mow, people?

The frikken gun platform of friable volcanic soil blows away in the near ever present westerly.

The magazine behind is almost completely gone now.

No clue, no institutional memory.

17.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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