ZombiManos

idk it sucks when not too long ago you'd pay 10 bucks to see an indie band at an indie venue & now it's over 50 dollars.

the person who stalks my blue sky & then anonymously sends bigoted & homophobic hate-asks on my tumblr is starting to lose their nerve & doesn't seem as biting & spiteful as usual

omg are you okay, pookey? Hate really is a useless & tiring emotion, isn't it?

Super agree.

I had a friend who raved all the time about it.
I never owned a DS, i hate that i missed out (mostly) on the breadth of games for it. but i do have a 3DS!

I'm not into comics but a friend about 15 years ago made me borrow all of his Preacher to read, and i'm very glad he did.

Written out in cursive: "I am so grateful to have learned cursive in school - Sam Martin

*gets quiet* -my brother and his wife are former tr*mper voters, sooo....

She did! there's just a bunch tape to get through, but she should get home okay.

...with grit and grace (i have no f'n clue).

or maybe i should say an early Suda 51 game.

most definitely. from what i can gather it's sorta like Deadly Premonition meets Ace Attorney and that's so exclusively right up my alley!

my brother's wife is stuck rn coming in from Germany to Canada to the U.S. 🤷‍♂️

I dated someone for 8 years who listened to pop country exclusively. Every moment in the car was like wearing mental ear-blinders.

"If you're an adult man with natural blonde hair that's a sign from nature to show there is something deeply evil going on with you like the brightly colored frogs" "If I was attracted to a blonde man I'd neep that to myself" ---"when you think you've hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a blonde guy" it's a spectrum

An ex from over a decade ago (and good friend), they sent me this when I mentioned I've been ghosted a few times since the pandemic lmao

If i were a wrestler i would want my name to be The Million Dollar Ham & my entrance music would be the theme to the show Benson
(i have natural blonde hair so i should probably utilize playing a heel)

YouTube video by Derya Yıldırım & Grup Şimşek Derya Yıldırım & Grup Şimşek - Bal (Berlin Live Session)

Tuesday

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASi4...

The dollar is truly worth shit now in every country fyi

you know what, i'm gonna stop kink shaming.

if you're not a virgin, idk, knock yourself out.

think i misplaced the first half of august

if i ever want to fuck a robot or i get turned on by a naked cartoon drawing i want you to beat my head in with hammers.

If white people can't lead up front, they get so pissy & white.

spoiled meat on the bottom of everyone's shoes.

i've never gotten to play it once 😭

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Written out in cursive: "I am so grateful to have learned cursive in school - Sam Martin

YouTube video by RiffTrax RiffTrax: Big Yellow Fellow (Full FREE Short)

top tier laughs on this #rifftrax short.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnVS...

on this episode of The Love Boat Jimmy Walker is a ghost trying to hook up his perpetually-sad widow with a new man but when it happens he gets jealous like no way Love Boat that's not how the 4th dimension works Jimmy's living in all moments at once he's not experiencing things linearly jeez!

Holy flying fuck i love starting-a-new-book day.

A weird lil monster floating in the universe next to potions and vats and stuff

If you can guess what this still is from, I'll give you a....idk a cookie or something.

I pity the fool who tries to steal Miss Piggy's purse.