Kyle Stewart

Trump post "seditious behavior, punishable by death"

My kids, when I eat the last serving of ice cream:

John Carpenter's The Thing version of:
"If you can't find the fish/mark/sucker at the poker table, it's you."

They all know that to speak up means the end of their career as a WH correspondent. I'd love to see someone with one foot out the door say something spicy in retort

Thats beard friction

"I can't give a fork about that right now."

Greeted as liberators, you say?

"I propose that men and women be returned to work as controllers of machines, and that the control of people by machines be curtailed. I propose, further, that the effects of changes in technology and organization on life patterns be taken into careful consideration..."

"Without regard for the wishes of men, any machines or techniques or forms of organization that can economically replace men DO replace men. Replacement is not necessarily bad, but to do it without regard for the wishes of men is lawlessness." - Player Piano, Kurt Vonnegut

The dark orb needs a cookie banner

The shooter is the manager laying you off, clergy is HR waiting to tell you all about your exciting non-disclosure clauses

Cabbage dipped in vinegar? So close to inventing sauerkraut, the best way to eat cabbage

Squeeeeeeeeeeeee Cory Doctrow!

He withdrew from society to practice falconry on his private mountain estate, nbd

The time bomb of premium increases made this a major issue whether or not the Dems did anything about it.

I just called @peters.senate.gov and @slotkin.senate.gov to oppose the current senate bill which abandons the ACA subsidies to near certain death. If you are from Michigan,
202-224-4822 for Slotkin and (202) 224-6221 for Peters. If they dont support it, they should be leaning on colleagues who do.

If we are going audiobook narrators, @wilwheaton.net reading Joyce Carol Oates zingers would be great.

I'd settle for a Stanley Tucci reading

Known to his friends as 'Poor Bob'

His death is such a shocker if you dont know it's coming. Lengthy hero's journey, special powers, and an axe to the chest before he can do anything.

They literally ruin everything they touch

I read that in Werner Herzog voice

So copied Wikipedia but worse? Great, awesome, have fun at your money bonfire.

If you see this post a vampire who isnt Dracula

I watched Prince a few weeks ago. It's now my #2 fav John Carpenter movie behind The Thing.

I loved seeing Viktor Wong get a central role as someone I've only seen as a side character. Wheels clicked into place during dream sequence as I recognized it as the sample from a '96 DJ Shadow track

"What's that about AI business models? To shreds, you say?"

Sexy dwarf fortress wheelbarrow

Set/Seth: The libs just *want* you to think I sealed my brother in a coffer so I could usurp the throne of Egypt.

Considering the "private donations" for the WH construction, I'm hoping it's named The Carls Jr. Ballroom