Puzzlebombs

though I agree with the OP, there are movies so bad I refuse to finish that ive logged. i may finish them one day, but im not gonna admit it took me 20 years to finish Eragon

#veganfood

breakfast burrito: just egg scramble, spinach , beyond crumble, idk some kind of “house sauce”. side of golden potatoes

god dammit what happened

“Sexy Colada”

#veganfood

cuke/avo roll and teriyaki tofu steak

*radio ad for a medication is playing and gets to the side effects section. mentions dark stool*

Uber Driver: (quietly to himself) Mhm. Stool.

yeah, hunt, assess and worship!

asked for a hand check for a pack of polaroid film and the TSA agent said “The scanners not gonna mess up your Poptarts, man.”

yeah thats kinda why i dont feel any urgency to see the rest

and tell everyone the reason is “sequels are usually better anyway”

definitely

“Babbit babbit” is a superstition where if a person utters that phrase immediately upon waking on the first of the month it will bring them good luck and assurance that more right wingers will get shot in the neck

Rabbit Rabbit

gonna mix this in with my protein shake

ive never seen An American Werewolf in London

in her cookie monster pajamas and everything?

I wish RoboCop was here to Photoshop your face on the Pig poster

upsetting

what

cant even begin to tell you how bummed out the catherine ohara news is making me

its for the best really

especially the swan. i really wish he did the hitchhiker too.

killer whale looks so incredibly bad

last four friday

WHAT TOOK SO LONG!!!!!

gonna ask them if they know about the general strike

hm. or Greasy Strangler…

putting on To Wong Foo so the maintenance guys will hurry the fuck up and leave

you got scrimped bro. i dont know how else to say it.