Rani Timekey Baker, Noise Channel $400C-$400F

Inside of you are two hundred thousand volts of electricity.
You are Frank Grimes.

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This thing is useless

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i keep saying it and will continue to say it: right wingers' accusations are sly admissions of guilt

My tweets: if Jim Jordan emerges as a serious Speaker candidate, we're gonna have an actual sustained conversation about his turning a blind eye to sexual abuse of his wrestlers at Ohio State, right? Because I'm seeing too much coverage of the "horse race" that doesn't mention it. More than a half dozen of his former wrestlers are publicly on record saying Jordan knew about the abuse. None of them say he did anything about it - until it became public and he begged one of them to cover for him. A professional referee said in a lawsuit that the abuser performed sex act in front of him in the showers after a wrestling match at OSU - and he reported it to Jordan.

My tweets: On top of those wrestlers who reported sexual abuse to Jordan themselves or witnessed someone else reporting it, numerous people associated with the OSU wrestling program have flatly stated there's no way Jordan *couldn't* have known what was going on. Jordan claims he was "exonerated" by the Perkins Coie investigation into OSU's handling of the sexual abuse. He wasn't - his name isn't mentioned in the final report. What becomes apparent from that report is that it stretches the imagination to think he was unaware of the abuse. If there's a real possibility Jordan will be Speaker next week, it is incumbent on the media to speak with folks like Shawn Dailey, Adam DiSabato, Michael DiSabato, Mike Flusche, Mike Glane, Dan Ritchie, Tito Vasquez and Dunyasha Yetts again. Their stories deserve to be heard.

I'm too angry to type this out again

Jim Jordan becomes first to announce run for speaker His candidacy will likely run right into Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R-La.), who is also considering a speakership bid and has worked to court conservatives.

Jim Jordan, who actively participated in efforts to steal the election and turned a blind eye to sexual abuse of young men in his care, is running for Speaker.

bobby "boris" pickett nailed it when he described the monster mash as a "graveyard smash." anyone who was there will tell you, that's exactly what it was. only none of us knew how to put that feeling into words. bobby changed all that. he changed it forever

Pompompurin Columbo

Pompompurin Columbo

Since I'm seeing a lot of detective inspired posts today, let me add Pompompurin Columbo.

The unreality of our new day-to-day is deeply unsettling. The cognitive effects of a hyper-object the size of climate change in real time is something that is just beginning to be talked about seriously and the effects are still unknown.

"I'm bisexual in the sense that I'm attracted to every woman and like three men" oh okay. I'm bisexual in the sense that the point of contact between two human hands is the closest thing to a center that the universe will ever provide us with

Is that a Jar Jar Binks

Was therapy offered to the animators, in-betweeners and colourists who animated the shoe dipping scene in Roger Rabbit.

Are they still okay?

I'm decades late here but...do they need a hug?

Some have called the Republican Party a “death cult” but I’ll repeat that that’s not quite right - it’s a “murder cult,” wherein they want others to suffer (and enjoy that suffering as “deserved”)

Brianna Wu: "Hi, you might remember me from such hits as the Gamer Gate..."

"ZOE QUINN???"

BW: "No."

"ANITA SARKEESIAN????"

BW: *gritting teeth* "No, the other one."

"THERE WAS ANOTHER ONE???????"

My Uber is here

my internal monologue while doing a clay mask in the bath :

his cameo in the McDonalds training film was amazing

NASA photo of Jim Lovell standing with an Atlas 5 rocket model. Text overlaid says: "On April 15, 1970, during a slingshot maneuver around the moon to get the damaged Apollo 13 spacecraft back to Earth, Jim Lovell got further away from Ohio than any Ohioan in history"

Life (licks lips) finds a way

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Headline: Moog Music Staying in Asheville

This is such a deceptive headline. InMusic just laid off the majority of the Asheville staff and is keeping only a skeleton crew there so they can try to claim these are still "U.S. products" while they get built cheaply overseas

diagonal slice of screenshots from 5 games

This month's Indiepocalypse Roundup (themed write-up of games in the Indiepocalypse library) is about games made for original (older) hardware!

With games from Patchwork Games, Gabriel Walter, John Vanderhoef, Donstathemonsta, and @destroyed4com4t.bsky.social

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Happiness is submission to Godzilla

Good morning bluesky ❤️

Animation still of the segment, directed by Jeff Hale, recalling contemporary psychedelic and pop art styles, ornate pinball bumpers, colorful geometrical motifs and whimsical themes and devices inside the machine. Every color is present, and it is otherworldly and familiar all at once. It is bright trippy handdrawn animation that matches perfectly the stanky sound of the song

It is a scientific fact that no song has ever slapped harder than the 1977 Sesame Street funk/jazz Caribbean-infused banger "Pinball Number Count" by Walt Kraemer, Ed Bogas and The Pointer Sisters

a cat is defeating a model train in this adorable photo

Another train derailment Joe Biden did nothing to prevent