Doctor Gonzo

That’s some surreal shit right there. Must be strange and nice having your father’s catalog and still finding ways to relate to him.

“THEY GUNNA NUKE ALL MUH DILLY BARS!!1!”

“They’re gonna nuke all muh butterscotch Dilly Bars!”

Are we doing real drugs again, Robert?

“”My dick is a USB.”” ~

@iwriteok.bsky.social

Hard felt. 😫

HELLO FRIEND!! I MISS YOUR FACE!!! 😁💜

Oh shit, I’m an idiot and forgot I don’t have much personal info on here. I’m a certain four-eyed, red bearded Michael that used to work at a particular Irish themed grocery store 😬😜

Fuck dude, had to go through this with my brother last year. It’s hard but you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do. Miss your face, hope you’re well. 💜🫶🏻

America can be saved by a $7 Snickers sized Xanax bar. Not a
Snickers laced with Xanax, but a bar of Xanax the size of a snickers bar.

Robert Evans for President 2028

a man wearing a sweater with eyes on it ALT: a man wearing a sweater with eyes on it

I don’t know the context, and I’m not sure that I want to!

It’s got some ways to go, but we’re finally getting the den decorated.

Lt Frank Drebbin aiming his gun at the Red Dragon broh

MANHUNTER (1986)
Director: Michael Mann

there’s a bill on the floor rn to outlaw gender affirming care for minors in washington, PLEASE go to this link and select "oppose." takes 30 sec. examples on stuff to say in thread!
app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/1038

I’m still holding out hope

Hope that you not have to wait eleven months? :: side eyes Severance, pushes aside the curtain and stares daggers into Twin Peaks ::

Could we please have an It Could Happen Here about this for some brevity, your most honorable Judge Reverend Doctor Evans?

Shits been rough, I needed a lil pick me up. This mini Orchid should certainly do the trick. 🧱🥰

I do love some good
Pizzazz!

I’m letting that typo stand…

Worship Warship Whoreshops

And the truth is that they're all as stupid as you are. So take advantage of that.

There's power in being underestimated, kids.”

@iwriteok.bsky.social

1/2

“I'll just say this, kids, if you, if you are a very young person coming up right now and you're trying to figure out, how do I make it in this world?
One of the chief things you have on your side is that everyone older than you thinks you're an idiot.

You do you boo, just let it cool off first.

I just don’t know why the New Jeopardy guy is in my feed. Are you a stoner? Can we smoke? Hmmmm, you gonna get all weird with your questions while high, like do I only get to answer in questions? I bet Alex would have been hill to smoke with. Anyways don’t eat tobacco, it’ll fuck yer shit up.

“God damn, that tree is hot. Man I wanna fuck that tree.”

We all need to have a serious talk about the Warussy, the Dreaded Wario Pussy.

I need new stoner friends around the Spokane area 😬👀

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