realm intruder

it sucks how the world is made of pudding

the bad stuff is all in my head. if i crack my skull open it'll all flow outta there

guy whose house is so cluttered you can only see it in 10 fps

freddy fazbear won't exist under communism

what if you wanted to be beautiful

but dihydrotestosterone said no

Erm... What the Crap

nonbinary people don't have to hold up any part of the sky

just stop observing reality dude

i'm just like gigachad except i'm not muscular and have nothing to smile about

thanks it's the brain parasite

sorry i just had to make some synaptic connections real quick

[everyone on american airlines flight 11 screaming because i appeared out of thin air and shot a bunch of random passengers] those guys were gonna do 9/11. everyone please calm down they were about to do 9/11

realizing i'm grossed out by my secondary sex characteristics at the ripe old age of 23?

blastard

John Testiculartorsion

i could go for a vial of deadly poison right now

just spilled some milk. anyone wanna cry over it?

it's so cool that almost all of my friends over the last 13 years have turned into reactionaries

can't read theory or anything as i have constant brain fog induced by chronic sinusitis

having children out of wedlock was invented by John Bastard. all previous children were legitimate. good thing John Marriage invented marriage before people started procreating

private property? more like reddit reddit! 😂😂😂