Elite Bleat Agent

Would you rather be a smooth wokeboy or a woke smoothboy

Quirk chungus sun or twee Britain daughter

Rip Alan Turing you would have loved faxing your boyfriends shitty Facebook dad memes

I saw a man taking his hen with him on a bicycle ride.

Today i got to Emerald IV in League of Legends.

I am officially better at ranked than 90% of the playerbase :B3

Would you rather have goals or holes

Would you rather feel or eel

Let there be rabbits

Homeboy is just utterly lost in the sauce. Look at that. He’s got a feast.

What if we kissed in the wienerschnitzel converted into a Vietnamese restaurant

Would you rather sail a schooner or bail a gooner

A long haired man wielding a polearm contemplating ancient ruins deep within a lush jungle

Thiry came to the Bhyal floodplain to dabble in biomancy, but the ancient ruins of the Khel had even more to teach him.

Painting comm for @thiry.bsky.social! #furryart

Would you rather have an appointment or an anointment

More like DeDiDe

Celiac people after they make the mistake of eating a 1 pound payload of TNT.

You know that things where kangys are like “roo”

I remembered to wear my jacket but not my shirt to work today

Simic

Today’s main encounter in D&D

A coffee colored Pomeranian piloting a roomba sized toy tank capable of traveling 80 MPH

Anybody ever been in a jazz band/jazz troupe? I’m looking to write a short story about such a band and I feel like it’d be helpful to consult first hand experience.

Bro they’re exulting you in the reskeets.

They’re uttering hymns and excreting annointments unto thee in the replies

If you’re still in Munich I recommend Kababji Grill Haus. I went there after a day trip to Salzburg, just by the train station. Absolutely stellar Afghan cuisine.

Captain haddock type expletives

Friendship with kangy ended

Now kanger is my new best friend

Fucked up in the crib eating chicken onigiri

YouTube video by Beck the Schizo How YOU can become a great social media manager for BlackRock®

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Read this post in this Amogus’ voice

Would you rather eat soy beans or feet boy beans

This is the penultimate boss in the wine mom streets of rage style beat em up

Me in a dfeam.Having lunch with A group with Frank zappa: “so lately ive been reading a lot of Robert e Howard. Ever hear of lukull of Atlantis?
Zappa: lol ok, no doubt you exist in some spectrum between cool and totally nerdy but right now you’re leaning way too hard on the nerdy side

Would you rather be a sneezer or a meezer