English Servant

When I was at school, history ended with the General Strike!

Sutty McHooface.

The report said the increase in green party support suggested for a significant minority of Jews, domestic priorities and progressive values outweigh foreign policy concerns.

The Guardian are reporting a significant increase in Jewish people voting for the Green Party.

It's almost like many of us grew up learning a history of persecution & violence.

We don't oppose the Genocide in spite of being Jewish but because of it.

Never again for everyone.

Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence. The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.

Today, on Transgender Day of Remembrance, we remember the transgender lives lost to violence.

The Green Party stands shoulder to shoulder with transgender people in the face of increasing transphobic rhetoric in our society and politics.

[Scene is MCcDONALDS PICKUP POINT but for the most part we can only see the close up faces of tha CUSTOMER and the McDONALDS EMPLOYEE at the serving point]. 1 CUSTOMER: Hi - I’m afraid this isn’t what I ordered 2 McDONALDS EMPLOYEE: Number 187? CUSTOMER: Yes 3 CUSTOMER: Maybe I pressed the wrong thing? I just ordered one strawberry milkshake. 4 EMPLOYEE: Oh - yeah sorry 5 EMPLOYEE: The milkshake machine’s not working. 6 EMPLOYEE: The only flavours we can do are vanilla, banana, and Labour Leader Pretending to be Nigel Farage. 7 CUSTOMER: Is that a new flavour? EMPLOYEE: Yeah 8 [We now see that the employee has placed a gigantic milkshake cup on the counter] EMPLOYEE: If you look inside, there’s a Labour leader pretending to be Nigel Farage. 9 [Customer looks inside the cup] 10 [Show Keir Starmer dressed as Nigel Farage inside the cup] CUSTOMER: So there is 11 CUSTOMER: Is that something people want, then? EMPLOYEE: No! No, not at all. 12 EMPLOYEE: It just keeps happening when we press banana. [ends]

why can they not just fix it

This is reminiscent of the Party Posse Simpson's episode.

Yvan Eht Nioj!

To advocate a policy making refugees lives harder on the basis that it is a way to deal with the "anger" from the vocal racists in our country is bizarre.

Next up - reducing women's wages to appease misogynists and making gay people stay indoors to avoid homophobic thugs who like to beat them up.

Don't you think he looks tired?

lol Trump finished this rant this morning the same way Sideshow Bob finished his rant after he admitted to committing electoral fraud

House of Commons headed paper: The Rt Honourable Yvette Cooper MP Secretary of State for Foreign, Commonwealth and Development Affairs Sent via email 11 November 2025 Dear Foreign Secretary, Re: The Humanitarian Crisis in Sudan I am writing to express deep concern over the catastrophic humanitarian crisis unfolding in Sudan. Since the outbreak of war in 2023, the country has descended into one of the world's most severe humanitarian disasters. Recent reports of mass killings by the Rapid Support Forces (RSF) in El Fasher, where thousands are believed to have been slaughtered, are horrifying. Satellite imagery now shows vast bloodstained patches of land marking the scale of these atrocities. These massacres are only the latest in a long series of brutal crimes committed against Sudanese civilians. The estimated death toll now stands at around 150,000, with over 13 million people displaced - nearly nine million of them within Sudan's borders'. More than half of those affected are children. The magnitude of this suffering should stir the conscience of any government that professes to defend human rights and international law. Yet despite these horrors, your government continues to export arms to the United Arab Emirates - a state that, according to multiple credible reports, including from the United Nations, has been supplying weapons to the RSF2. UN Security Council documents indicate that British-made arms have been found in Sudan'. The UK cannot claim ignorance: these atrocities are occurring in plain sight.

The Labour government has both a moral and legal obligation to immediately suspend all arms exports to the UAE where there is a clear risk that British weapons may be used to commit or facilitate war crimes and crimes against humanity. Instead of enabling further violence, the UK should use its diplomatic influence to support peace. It must press all parties to agree to an immediate and comprehensive ceasefire and to engage in a credible political process that lays the groundwork for lasting stability and justice in Sudan. I urge you to take decisive action and look forward to your response on these urgent matters. Yours sincerely, Zarah Sultana MP Member of Parliament for Coventry South

The UK cannot claim ignorance. British-made arms are being found in Sudan, where mass atrocities are unfolding.

I’ve written to the Foreign Secretary urging an immediate suspension of all arms exports to the UAE and urgent diplomatic action to stop the violence:

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

This seriously undermines the dignity of Sooty and Sweep.

Mia Wallace & Gromit

As requested by Paul Savage

The BBC is in crisis in the same way that GB News would be if you put Owen Jones on the board armed with a veto and plenty of coffee.

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

The BBC did not create the impression that Trump orchestrated January 6th.

Trump himself created that impression, through his speeches on the day and in advance.

He was indicted by Congress for it and only escaped a criminal trial by... becoming president again.

Total wealth of billionaires in 1990 = £59 BILLION

Total wealth of billionaires in 2025 = £795 BILLION

Number of food banks in 1990 = 0

Number of food banks in 2025 = 2400

Tax the rich.

End tax breaks on oil and gas Sign the petition to stop the giveaway and demand a fair jobs plan needs major people power right now.

Join me in calling on @RachelReevesMP to stop propping up declining oil and gas companies with £2.7 BILLION of tax breaks a year (🤯) and fund a jobs guarantee for workers instead: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/en...

The government spends £2.7 BILLION a year on TAX BREAKS for oil and gas companies

Those companies pay billions to their shareholders

And then lay off their workers

Think that's unfair?

Tell Rachel Reeves to stop propping up oil and gas companies and back workers instead…

A woman is killed by a man every 3 days in the UK...

78% are murdered by a partner/ex

Yet not once have I heard Reform talk about this

Not once have I heard them back measures to protect women’s safety

In fact, they voted against them...

The nonce formerly known as Prince:

'Just getting started': Zack Polanski reacts as Greens SECOND in new poll ZACK Polanski has welcomed a new poll putting his party in second place at Westminster.

So either Labour need to ask candidates to step aside for the Greens to take on Reform....

Or actually bring in a fair democratic process where everyone's votes count equally.

It's time for Proportional Representation.

www.thenational.scot/news/2558507...

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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29 years ago today, Kang - in disguise as presidential candidate Senator Bob Dole -- heroically declared “abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.” “Treehouse of Horror VII” first aired October 27, 1996.

A man in Walsall raped a Punjabi woman, calling her a "p*** b****", after following her home and breaking down her door.

This act of sexual violence, fuelled by rising anti-immigrant hate, is a harrowing reminder of how misogyny and racism intertwine.

We can’t tackle one without the other.

On Saturday, a woman of Punjabi heritage was raped in a racist attack in Walsall.

Last month, a Sikh woman was raped in a racist attack in Oldbury.

These horrifying attacks show how racism and misogyny feed each other — fuelled by the rise of fascism and hate.

Nige n Zack, Comedy Central, Wednesdays at 9pm.

They should be standing back to back leaning against each other, with Polanski's eye-rolling expression reading "THIS guy, right?"

Zack Polanski is the man that annoys Piers Morgan the most.

That is another excellent reason to vote for him.