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rare body oils
@lowbeetle.bsky.social
TREBEK: Emerging just before the Feast of the Midnight Eye, this colossal horror was none too popular among valleymen, who trembled one-and-all beneath the vantage of its encroaching silhouette.

ME: what is bone dragon of Malaas-Hso

TREBEK: Malaas-Hso, yes, a scar unmending. Less than a minute to go
Nov 6, 2023 at 1:59 PM

rare body oils @lowbeetle.bsky.social TREBEK: Emerging just before the Feast of the Midnight Eye, this colossal horror was none too popular among valleymen, who trembled one-and-all beneath the vantage of its encroaching silhouette. ME: what is bone dragon of Malaas-Hso TREBEK: Malaas-Hso, yes, a scar unmending. Less than a minute to go Nov 6, 2023 at 1:59 PM

13.02.2026 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nuke @megab00f
shazaming the siren song with one hand steering ashore with the other

Nuke @megab00f shazaming the siren song with one hand steering ashore with the other

19.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 81    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GOD: good luck smoking in the rain, u son of a bitch...

ME: (putting hand over the lighter)

GOD: (melting) nnnnNOOOO!! my one weakness!!!!

10.08.2023 17:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 70    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13396    ๐Ÿ” 4250    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

me in my 20s: itโ€™s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep iโ€™m god for sure

15.12.2024 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10581    ๐Ÿ” 1079    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 126    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

they're doing this to me on monday

07.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
rare body oils โ€ข 6d
@lowbeetle.bsky.social TREBEK: Emerging just before the Feast of the Midnight Eye, this colossal
horror was none too popular among valleymen, who trembled one-and-all beneath the vantage of its
encroaching silhouette.
ME: what is bone dragon of
Malaas-Hso TREBEK: Malaas-Hso, yes, a scar unmending. Less than
a minute to go
Nov 6, 2023 at 1:59 PM

rare body oils โ€ข 6d @lowbeetle.bsky.social TREBEK: Emerging just before the Feast of the Midnight Eye, this colossal horror was none too popular among valleymen, who trembled one-and-all beneath the vantage of its encroaching silhouette. ME: what is bone dragon of Malaas-Hso TREBEK: Malaas-Hso, yes, a scar unmending. Less than a minute to go Nov 6, 2023 at 1:59 PM

05.02.2026 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 214    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tom Scott at the real life 2Forts

Tom Scott at the real life 2Forts

27.10.2024 13:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

04.02.2026 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8354    ๐Ÿ” 2008    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62
silly looking dog sitting on a big pillow sticking his tongue out

silly looking dog sitting on a big pillow sticking his tongue out

her: are you stupid?

me:

22.11.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1152    ๐Ÿ” 252    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
Fred the movie poster

Fred the movie poster

After a smash hit at the box office, the movie industry is now taking YouTubers seriously. Maybe these online stars are the new A-list celebrities?

03.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 863    ๐Ÿ” 114    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
wint @dril
lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage
11:24 AM โ€ข 2011-02-02

wint @dril lets see if that Awful Groundhog can predict six weeks of Electro House blaring directly into its shity cage 11:24 AM โ€ข 2011-02-02

26.08.2024 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 254    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

30.01.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4034    ๐Ÿ” 403    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the โ€œcrazy ass white boy โ€œ

04.01.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2098    ๐Ÿ” 418    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."

Ben Terris @bterris X.com "[My father] had one problem," Trump said. " He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him. "Alzheimer's," Leavitt said. "Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."

26.01.2026 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2560    ๐Ÿ” 460    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 79    ๐Ÿ“Œ 317
very tall bart
@TallBart
Joker: I'm smoking that GAS Batman ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿšฌ

Batman (tied to a chair): Joker no those are stems. You're smoking mids Joker

Joker: Uh ohhh Batman... I'm rinsing out my grinder ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿšฟ

Batman: Nooo the kief [thrashes against restraints]
10:52 AM โ€ข 7/26/22

very tall bart @TallBart Joker: I'm smoking that GAS Batman ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿšฌ Batman (tied to a chair): Joker no those are stems. You're smoking mids Joker Joker: Uh ohhh Batman... I'm rinsing out my grinder ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿšฟ Batman: Nooo the kief [thrashes against restraints] 10:52 AM โ€ข 7/26/22

17.06.2025 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 424    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Sign that says โ€œbeef petty - $3โ€

Sign that says โ€œbeef petty - $3โ€

Most of you bitches tbh

19.11.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Every once in a while, I check my son's Steam reviews.

20.11.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5908    ๐Ÿ” 1193    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

i looked too quickly and thought she was looking at a picture of a shark hitting a vape

18.11.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 722    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Netflix and collapse onto the bed at the end of another long day of work, unable to live and yet unable to die

15.08.2023 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 243    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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lust-cait of the gutters 
@chaeronaea
ME, watching the olympic ice dancing: this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. this is the pinnacle of human achievement. i am weeping
ANNOUNCER: this pathetic worm held her arm kind of weird on the landing. she has shamed her country and family
ME: oh. okay
2/10/18, 10:46 PM

lust-cait of the gutters @chaeronaea ME, watching the olympic ice dancing: this is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen in my life. this is the pinnacle of human achievement. i am weeping ANNOUNCER: this pathetic worm held her arm kind of weird on the landing. she has shamed her country and family ME: oh. okay 2/10/18, 10:46 PM

15.04.2025 13:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 161    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hate to tell u this player but the black hand has marked u for death

27.10.2025 14:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 580    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
bbc news story about a 3rd shark attack in 2 days at โ€œpopular swimming spot Shark Beachโ€

bbc news story about a 3rd shark attack in 2 days at โ€œpopular swimming spot Shark Beachโ€

cool name whyโ€™s it called that

19.01.2026 14:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3816    ๐Ÿ” 887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

heโ€™s right

21.01.2026 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1809    ๐Ÿ” 273    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Happy dog standing by big plate glass with two hippos behind them. The dog and hippo are both smiling and the dog has a hippo plush hat on

Happy dog standing by big plate glass with two hippos behind them. The dog and hippo are both smiling and the dog has a hippo plush hat on

Best day ever!

18.01.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 937    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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math textbook covers for some reason:

17.11.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8489    ๐Ÿ” 1516    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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replace rfk jr with this guy

19.01.2026 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13083    ๐Ÿ” 2696    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59

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