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This is a great one, the kid likes this better than the movie

Don Draper yelling meme. Text: THAT'S WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE FOR

Do I take my own advice? No,

kopiko coffee hard candy packaging

Coffee hard candy, for when you feel like a Werther's Original but are pretending you arent that old 👴🤘😈

Jamiroquai looks different now

I mean hes full o' holes, and thats with the pants on

In 5 years people in Jakarta will be watching an AI version of you making sweet love to Spongebob.. maybe 5 minutes, really

The problem is the damn aCHEETOminophen in the White House

Ol' Charlie "Slow Turn" Kirk, what can you say about him? Not great at getting out of the way,

New Mexico Is Providing Free Childcare for All. It’s Time for Others to Do the Same The state is setting a powerful example with its first-in-the-nation plan. But the policy has support across the US.

Big fan of universal free child care!

Everyone is owed more than this for Windows 10. We need Reparations from Windows 10

Dropped some curry sauce from a jar onto microwave-reheated cabbage. I have created South Asian Kimchi, and the world will never be the same

Simpsons screenshot with text: Is Nick Fuentes winning over women on the left, with his controversial cartoon "Nazi Supermen Are Our Superiors"?

Weird but the designers dealt better with the bulk than the RAV4 does.

Hesburger/Shesburger

Yeah we got in under the wire on the Trudeau home energy efficiency program, and the solar company even used slightly older panels. The battery would make it 2x so we just skipped it, but since they seem cheaper nowadays, I am hoping to do it. Still worth it! Hope we can get EU type stuff here

Technologically available, but where I live (S. Ont) they wont let you do it. By law, you need an electrician to "sign off"

Found out that Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads, if you need another reason to quit using it.

When your world is about to be covered in ash for millenia, buy you still self-suckin

Tim Hortons coffee

Hope theyre ready for the most magical taste ever, its called coffee/café, and it's damn fine

Sippin on gin and juche, laid back 내 돈과 내 돈에 내 마음으로

Thats right Sally! The untermenschen only fuel your will to power! For a thousand years you will reign in glory, underneath the fuhrers golden toilet.

Linux is literally better for your older relatives as well, it's not some bleeding-edge shit: It can run on an old computer; A free quick download; The browser works; You are not forced to log on to the Microsoft-Apple-Googleplex.

People are responding with prices on consumer goods going down, as if that is equal to affordable housing and healthcare: Maslow's hierarchy needs to kick their ass more

Eva Braun was the first real #girlboss and you liberals refuse to honor her as well. You go Bari!

What are your top 10 toilet podcasts? 🚽🎙️ What are the voices that really get things moving in there?

Onedrive settings. A toggle for using AI to detect and identify faces is set to on. The caption says, you can only turn off this setting 3 times per year.

bitch what

Y'ever touch your inner thigh and feel your ballsack roll up involuntarily? Pretty cool

My theory is that the second did okay cause of residual Jeff Bridges/Dude energy. Shoulda had Bridges with Goodman, Buscemi in this one

Ubuntu jelly

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Yes I dipped my chin right in the chocolate fountain, why shouldnt I?