Bigoted Vendor

Well we’re all certainly going to run around shrieking and shedding our skins, yes

It’s just fuckin exhausting

You blink and 200 more terrible things have happened but hey, at least it’s been like 10 days! Gettin through it!

I’m not following the trends but I’m fairly certain it isn’t tweed. I’ve seen almost no one in tweed.

One nice thing is we’re well past the six month mark of the Trump presidency, this thing is just flying by

Shit I did that recently, fuck

I have a theory that losing a bunch of weight fucks with your sense of aging because you suddenly feel more physically able instead of less, and also you start dressing like a younger version of yourself out of necessity

This was one of the best parts for me too, a bunch of perfectly preserved band shirts from high school

A guy called Mr Beast looking like that, doing what he “does” for a living etc in these particularly soulless times can make even the most staunch atheist wonder

Well I got an interview

*google autocomplete* karl marx lab karl marx labubu karl marx labour theory of value

Mayor Pete Buttigieg is a spicy Latina

It’s really really good

Yeah this is a very stupid parallel but it reminds me of Dave Chapelle’s downfall because everything that came after the backlash was just his own overreaction to the backlash

Me every day!!!

But a liberal billionaire would have too much decency to use the office for naked graft so why take the job when you could just keep hoarding wealth instead

Rushdie has incredibly dumb politics that feel completely at odds with his work, as if he understands human nature but thinks politics exist outside of it

“The problem with limiting my wealth is it would also limit my power!” Hey great point man we wouldn’t want that.

I like my women like I like my cars. Boxy imports from the 80’s that require constant maintenance to keep from breaking down

Oh right he tried to warn us about the yeti

Only she knew he was bad, everyone else thought he was really cool

Who’s Hillary?

Do any of you know how to make holiday-themed fancams

Nice they’ll buy my shirts where he’s crashing the sleigh into tower 2

I’d imagine the ones popular with young guys might not stay popular for long if they had Rahm Emanuel on all the time

Thinking about starting a TikTok account where all I do is go viral for referring to Osama Bin Laden as “9/11 Santa” and do reaction videos to the death threats I receive from conservatives

Oh good point, absolutely

In fairness even he didn’t expect it to be competitive

I love announcing that I fucking hate my stupid lame political party, before running in its primary

The one million idiot Rogan guys they’re relentlessly chasing here probably won’t even bother voting next time