The Poopsmith

What a loser little titty baby.

For those saying, "We're approaching martial law," no.

We are not APPROACHING martial law.

Martial law is when laws are enforced by the military. National Guard is a military, and they are now law enforcement in D.C.

D.C. is officially under martial law. Full stop. It is a military police state.

Budgies are peak design

The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Funny how that works.

The District of Distortion Donald Trump’s MAGA Media allies are spinning a misleading narrative of a crime-ravaged “hellscape” D.C. to justify his unprecedented seizure of the city’s police force.

"The 'Don't Tread On Me' crowd has gone from fretting endlessly about government overreach into cheering on Trump actually federalizing the local police department—all while ignoring the facts at hand."

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The genocide deniers have lost grok

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I listened to the first couple of Smashing Pumpkins records the other day, and they still hold up. Just phenomenal stuff.

This skeet inspired my own relistening, so thank you. It may be nostalgia, but that’s fine with me. They fuckin rip.

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We are at the point in this country where military personnel & law enforcement personnel & government officials need to say no to the tyrant. We are at the point in this country where Americans serving in government need to disobey his orders.

We’re well past that point.

But I was told by everyone on the right that the only person who could deploy the National Guard (or prevent the deployment of the National Guard) was Nancy Pelosi.

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An unholy alliance that not only set America 80 years . . .

... but ultimately destroys it.

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How does anyone have standing to even be heard!? Who’s right could be infringed upon by granting equal rights to all? Fucking bigots? Fuck those tiny scared pieces of shit.

American corporations are on pace to spend $1.1 trillion on stock buybacks in 2025, an all-time high.

Buybacks don't create more jobs, increase wages, or grow the economy — but they do help juice CEO pay that's often tied to stock performance.

Nothing trickles down to workers.

You want to know why Trump is abusing his power to punish DC?

Turn the channel. Seen this one before

why are the rich such whiny little bitches?

Welp

Every day you should thank plants, they turn sunlight into drugs!

Violent Crime in D.C. Hits 30 Year Low Total violent crime for 2024 in the District of Columbia is down 35% from 2023 and is the lowest it has been in over 30 years, according to data collected by the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) a...

This should be the first question to Trump at this morning’s press conference on “out of control” crime in DC. Second question: when will you release rhe Epstein files? www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

Wait... so now NVidia has incentive to build factories outside of the US? What a... what is... you know what, it's just idiots all the way down. This administration is an idiot fractal.

Extortion is legal again!

I’m loving this reputation durability test thing you got going on.

"Bribe me or I'll be a fascist"

While we watch Trump cover White House walls in gaudy gold leaf trying to turn it into a “King’s” palace, remember in 1970, President Nixon ordered Secret Service agents at White House to wear elaborate uniforms similar to those of palace guards in other countries. It wasn’t popular with Americans.

it's so deranged how rich business owners have demanded for decades that they be called "job creators" despite the fact that every single person i know has experienced a rich guy buying out an existing business and firing everyone and usually completely bankrupting it before cashing out and leaving