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Wait, that's NOT MTG???

I do not know that one, but understand I am very white LOL.

Thought I looked not entirely hideous here LOL

So, my manager changed the in-store music to "90's hits" this week.

I also put on my headphones and people watch, but they look at me weird when I laugh too hard at a podcast joke.

I like going to Giant Eagle when I'm in Ohio. I'd probably just pull up to the bar that has better beers than most bars around me.

I remember being on an overnight work trip and rooming with my boss. I couldn't sleep, so bless the 24hr grocery mega store next door for me to wander into.

My mom is gonna let this completely paranoid delusion stand?

Looks like he brought a sack lunch. Smart!

I bet RFK Jr nutting sounds like when you accidentally vacuum up a coin bsky.app/profile/phil...

Cybertruck putting out 120V through its body and wheels while charging 🤦🏻‍♀️

What an insanely poorly made vehicle

Selfmademastery tweet why do we pronounce the G in longevity twice?

Help this broke me

Boeuf bourguignon progress

This came up on my iPod at work yesterday. I was working with a gay Filipino Swiftie born in 1996. It did not register :(

It's like that guy whose account was one stupid marketing tweet that reach no one, and then one with his wife telling his 8 followers he died.

Brining an (allegedly) butterflied pork loin roast at 11PM because my days at work of feeling like a waste of skin tire me out, and I needed a nap where I reached REM sleep upon arriving home.

Absolutely insane.

I was trying to remember what it was called when my sister told me she's up to "The Palestinian Chicken" in her Curb watch. The fact that the family is actually Lebanese was the 2nd most shocking thing about the chain.

I am close with people, and then they fade out like Marty McFly's family photo after his mom in 1955 gets the hots for him.

The pandemic + me not wanting to initiate hangouts on account of her having a family & not wanting to bug her + me being more & more depressed/less social. A perfect storm.

Didn't text her about someone we both worked with dying. Didn't text her after her almost namesake got an awesome punt return TD. I am probably done with texting her, and that's a damn shame. I saw her more times when she lived across the country than when she moved 30 min from me. My fault, though.

Made braised short ribs with risotto alla milanese for the fam on New Year's Day. Still exhausted.

Three tied short rib bones to the left of a Dutch oven full of braising liquid and aromatics.

Dutch oven full of 3 cooked short rib portions and spent aromatics.

Pot of fully cooked risotto alla milanese on a back warming burner, and a reduction sauce in a saucepan on a front burner.

Plated short rib with reduced pan sauce and parsley garnish on a bed of rusktto alla milanese.

I am such a tease in doing complex dishes. Takes me forever to see it to completion. Anyway, here's the meat ragu and the bechamel/Ricotta sauces going into my lasagna later.

Remember when it was sexist and racist to mock this thing?

I just want a relationship like this. Is that too much to ask? youtu.be/Va75GaPv5jY?...

I had terrifyingly specific dreams 2 nights in a row, and woke up more depressed than usual. I just fucking pushed that shit out and tried to managed my real life depressing thoughts.

Jesus fuck, man. I know this (not exact) feeling. Just fuckin power through the bad thoughts and wake up clean.