dead lady rising from grave, looking at you lustily. get ready or get ate
Beware the horny undead.
#zombie
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dead lady rising from grave, looking at you lustily. get ready or get ate
Beware the horny undead.
#zombie
Oh dang I thought this was todays but it's actually last week's that I missed. Oh well!
12.12.2025 13:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's #lesficfri! The word today is "Sorry"
After a big fight with her husband, Winnie has gone to Deborah's house for support. I wish I had something more on topic thematically, but almost all of my sorry stuff revealled too much in the way of spoilers
Thanks!
12.12.2025 08:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Post your most popular art from Twitter
Probably these two, because they got a little help
Lol
12.12.2025 02:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lisa Kudrow and Teri Garr on Friends
In the show Friends, Phoebe confronts her birth mother, played by Teri Garr, surprising her at home. Her mother, thinking Phoebe is an intruder, grabs a coat hanger, to fend off her unwanted child.
I'd like to think the symbolism was intentional.
I've been thinking about this for decades btw.
Shit that what my book is about
12.12.2025 02:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Funny Stephen King is always describing peoples scrotums responding to situations. It's so odd. I mean nutsacks DO sometimes respond to stuff, but he doesn't check in with people's nipples or labia or anything.
The Man in Black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger felt his butthole clench up.
I had a dream that the Trump administration sold Sesame Street and sold all the monsters and Muppets.
I was on a team that was trying to get them all back in time before these "private collectors" started pimping them out to rich weirdos.
I had a dream about rescuing Muppets from sexual slavery.
In fiction generally for me, I seem to like an Apprentice/Master pairing. I suppose that's kind of natural in vampire stories, but that's probably one of the reasons I like vampire stories.
In my smut atm I have an experienced older woman with a younger (well 30) less adventurous woman
#Smutcember
Sometimes when I am by myself I talk in the cadence of Mitch Hedberg and I find it very. amusing to. do. so.
Don't bother ringing it up, it's for a DUCK!
Remember back in the nineties when people talked about condoms all the time. Like so many discussions about condoms. I mean I know why, but it's weird to me that it was such a big part of the conversation and now I almost never hear about condoms anymore. They're just a medical product now.
11.12.2025 03:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now I'm somehow on vegan-animals-being-treated-badly-tok wtf
11.12.2025 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How did I get on Gross Eye Stuff Tok?
11.12.2025 02:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
10.12.2025 18:57 β π 25453 π 7773 π¬ 658 π 292I like to think so! But at the same time, I also have like, ten WIPs with a few thousand words in each. So ADHD kinda wins sometimes too and I jump around in my process, which is barely a process as it is. It's chaos in here.
11.12.2025 01:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I were in Pluribus, I would do all kinds of crazy shit like live in Disneyland, having my own Arby's, and build me a house that has the internal structure of the Enterprise D. Like a space hotel, with a ten forward and a bridge where I watch TV and play video games with Bruce Springsteen.
11.12.2025 01:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wake Up Dead Man
11.12.2025 01:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0General Han Solo peaks around a tree, gun raised, about to step on a branch while storm troopers bumble about in the background.
Learned recently that this guy got published and so I can share it.
General Han Solo for Star Wars Legion. Β©LFL Β©AMG
AD Preston Stone
I remember fighting with the foreground ferns, and then they ended up being my favorite part of the painting π
I don't like when you go to a concert and the singer tells us what the next song is. It's like, play it and let me get excited when I hear it! No spoilers, Eddie Vedder.
11.12.2025 01:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's not to say I don't have specific notes I want to include there. Those generally don't change much. But all the filler notes, I'm open.
11.12.2025 01:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0here here
11.12.2025 01:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Definitely! I'm a pantser all the way, so my stories evolve at every step of the process tbh. I'm always learning new things and adjusting the text to accommodate that info.
11.12.2025 01:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Micky from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure leaning out of a prison bus saying "Action packed Pee-Wee!"
11.12.2025 01:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sofia Vegara wrestling meme. She's in front of a bunch of men on the ground in a wrestling ring and smiling. The caption says "I think they r dead"
11.12.2025 00:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Ripley and Jones
11.12.2025 00:53 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0A drawing of a Jack pine cone that has been opened by fire, which is necessary for the species propagation. There is an inner glow to the natural red and orange markings that suggests remaining ember glow. The Roman numerals XVI are underneath to symbolize the Tower tarot card, a. symbol of the destruction necessary in order to properly rebuild.
The Tower - (P. banksiana)
01.01.2024 20:16 β π 478 π 104 π¬ 10 π 0The #WIPSnips word for December 10th is "pipe"
#WriteSky #WritingPrompts #WritingCommunity
I've shared this scene before but it's a good use of "pipe" so here it is again!