Joe Humphrey | Writer and Artist

Phil Hartman playing Charton Heston wearing headphones

Sometimes for no reason, I say "I like my vagina" like Phil Hartman playing Charton Heston reading the audiobook for Madonna's Sex book. I don't know why. It's just an impulse thing I guess. I like my vagina.

She's so beautiful. I've given her cooler witchy clothes instead of this weird sexy armor.

Alright too late I'm a cute half elf witch (a mod I downloaded) who is going to romance everyone so hard

I was a tiefling rogue last time if that helps

Art commission done!
Thank you Savior for your patience and for commissioning me!
Destiny 2 guardian on shore leave lol

I did my best with the nightshade but still got some odd fractals in my drawing XP

Thank you again for your patience❤️
#artist #artcommission #destiny2

Quick! I'm starting a new Baldur's Gate 3 game and I don't know what to play as. What kind of character should I make or should I just redo my FemShep like I always do? #baldursgate3

I have so much pills

Poster for RoboCop showing RoboCop standing, surrounded by little portraits of characters and moments from the movie

Poster for Total Recall, showing Arnold yelling in the chair, surrounded by portraits of characters from the movie

Drawing of Elizabeth Berkeley licking a stripper pole

Drawing of Sharon Stone in basic instinct

Sometimes I draw cool stuff. Like stuff from Paul Verhoeven movies

Thank you! I like drawing me some deadites

sick!

Do you think James Gandolfini ever tried to do a British accent?

Sweet is that Beelzeboss?

If you see this, post a monster🧟‍♀️

(sorry, don't have a good devil)

Share one of your favorite cool movie characters 🎬

I'm going to have to invent a super cool modern witch character. Definitely. They're sick

I've been doing stock photo covers, and aside from Charlie, which I drew, I haven't had a drawn cover. This is making me realize I really want to get an artist to do proper covers for my books. It's something I'm going to save up for. Do a big rerelease and hire someone awesome like Corey for it

a man is sitting in front of a window with his hands on his face . Alt: a man, maybe Jeremy Renner, looking smitten

TOO LATE. I love them

I feel this hard

Audible’s ‘Harry Potter’ Series Unveils Premiere Dates and Cast: Hugh Laurie as Dumbledore, Matthew Macfadyen as Voldemort, Riz Ahmed as Snape and More Audible's 'Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions' announced casting and premiere dates for the seven new audiobook titles.

alright, well, you haven't done anything worthwhile since House anyway, Hugh Laurie.

As the great Kenny Powers said, you're fuckin' out!

You too, Michelle Gomez
variety.com/2025/digital...

now I'm listening to Bjork. Why not. There's worse ways to spend an evening

Oh, same! He's a massive hero to me, but I wouldn't look to him for life advice! He didn't exactly make the best choices a lot of the time.

There's some fun stuff in here, and Heather is an awesome person so check it out!

If you see this, post a ghost

I feel like she would tell you some really confusing, whimsical shit and you'd be like "what? that's not helpful" and then you'd be drying home and go "Ohhhhh.... that's what she means by human behavior"

I just looked up the lyrics and in many parts it just says "gibberish," which is hilarious. 😆

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?

Well this should be interesting at least

She'll probably just say "if you complain once more you'll meet an army of me"

I think you might be in trouble

Harry Potter Audiobooks Reveals Cast Led By Hugh Laurie, Matthew Macfadyen, Riz Ahmed & Michelle Gomez; Cush Gumbo To Narrate; Release Dates Set Pottermore Publishing and Audible are unveiling the star-studded cast lineup for Harry Potter: The Full-Cast Audio Editions.

Welp. That's Dr. House in the bin...

ooh love this character design

Atra Menta for @taylortitmouse.bsky.social; 🖤

Name a poorly rated movie you love 🎬

For me...