It's George! (not a cop)

My vote is for it to be a real gritty Dark Knight Returns type vibe.

When do we get a new Toby McGuire Spider-Man movie? Not just a cameo... A full length feature film, starring Toby McGuire as The Spider-Man.

Then I hope it kills me REAL GOOD!

Or... is that a cardboard cutout?

This is obviously a portrait of notorious time traveller, Adam Levine!

Is it frozen?

Oh I thought this was a high brow Polish joke

After le nap...

to be dog piss with you, i often confuse common idioms

Ohhhh

*Phone rings*

Coach: Cheers, how can I help ya?

-beat-

Sam, it's a broad for you, sounds like a redhead.

Sam: You get a name?

Coach: Who should I say is calling?

-beat-

Okay I'll let him know. Thanks.

Sam: Well?

Coach: Your chlamydia pills are ready for pick up.

🎶SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHE

Yet another one I already have blocked...

🎶 Imagine 🎼 🎶🎶

@happytoast.bsky.social 😝😝

Pushing chat***'s limits today, I guess... #dangoltellyouwhat

Is this part of the lyrics to waterfalls by tlc?

Tell him that life is an intricate web of bullshit held together by guilt and obligation

Is he ripping a juul?

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

Cunt if you're British #amirite

I'm not here to explain my jokes to you, I'll let life do that.

This paper bag was just really paper bagging ya know?

What if this is actually graffiti art?

Literally what is the point of having a storage unit if not to fill it with things other people think of as trash

Literally what is the point of having a storage unit if not to fill it with things other people think of as trash

Mine is that I saved all those glass bottles. I have a 25 piece art installation ready to go of your art.

I have a secret 😼