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Ballerina (2025)

No ballerinas were harmed in the production of this film.

-PETB

At least 4 killed, 20 hurt in bar shooting in St. Helena Island, South Carolina: Sheriff The shooting occurred just before 1 a.m., according to the sheriff's office.

We must send the Oregon National Guard to war-torn, superviolent South Carolina in a humanitarian mission to indoctrinate the mentally deficient populace into proper liberal thought.

If they’re protecting Chicago, why does Dave Matthews still walk free?

Have fun with it. Make it a step-by-step breakdown and practice drills of Macaulay Culkin's tactics in Home Alone.

AI slop of a tall dome shape, the surface of which has the appearance of pizza with various toppings, above a price and description in Spanish, translated: $15.85 Special Extreme Pizza Large pizza, 8 slices with ham, salami, onion, pepper, mushroom and cheese.

AI slop of a shield-shaped, plastic-looking bulbous pizza above a price and description in Spanish, translated: $14.75 Jocho Special Pizza Large 8-slice pizza with ham, onion, bacon, sausage and cheese.

Nonsensical AI slop appearing like a large albino octopus exploded over a round white platter above a price and description in Spanish, translated: $17.76 Special Pastor Pizza Large pizza, 8 slices with onion, pineapple, pastor and cheese.

AI slop of a polished oak upright teardrop-shaped object with a vertical oval divot carved out and filled with yellow cheese and gray mushrooms above a price and description in Spanish, translated: $3.00 Bread with Garlic, Mushroom and Cheese Two pieces of bread with garlic, cheese and mushroom.

“I want a refund. The delivery doesn’t look anything like the photos.”

“Consider this a grant for golden shower science,” RFK Jr. squeaked as he slipped his hundred-wrapped room key into the stripper’s G-string.

园 TRAVELHOST a = Home / Come Cruise With Me Norwegian Cruise Line cancels 50+ cruises, redeploys ships More than 50 sailings across four ships have been canceled as a result of Norwegian Cruise Line's latest deployment changes. By Alisha Dos Santos

Gotta avoid airstrikes in the Caribbean after that Nobel Prize announcement.

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@clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social TIRED: shitposting…

Woman gets shot on hunting trip by dog named 'Trigger' — Acclaim Magazine A woman from Indiana is recovering after being shot in the foot during a waterfowl hunt. The culprit? Her chocolate labrador, ‘Trigger’. According to Indiana Conservation Officer Jonathon Boyd, 25-yea...

Is it too much to ask that she's shot by a dog?

Don’t worry, surrounding states (and also everyone within a plane-flight’s distance from South Carolina), anti-vaxxers are famously eager to fully comply with government-imposed quarantine orders.

South Carolina quarantines 153 unvaccinated children after measles exposure State authorities quarantined 153 unvaccinated kids who go to 2 Spartanburg, South Carolina, schools after they were exposed to measles.

The Vermont National Guard must invade the disease-riddled wasteland of South Carolina to enforce proper health practices.

No survivors found after Tennessee explosives plant blast The 18 people unaccounted for after the blast at a Tennessee munitions factory are presume dead, say officials.

The California National Guard must invade anarchy-ravaged Tennessee to restore proper industrial safety standards.

Six people dead in shootings during two separate Mississippi homecoming gatherings - Democratic Underground Forums

The Massachusetts National Guard must invade war-torn Mississippi to restore proper liberal order.

“Chatty-G, transcribe all of Merlin Mann’s Wallet Guy bits, but replace ‘synergy’ with ‘big ask’”

From now on if any of the Riyadh hacks “mock public order,” they are contractually obligated to bone-saw themselves.

Cause of Death Will Not Be Revealed for Disneyland Guest Who Died After Riding Haunted Mansion - Here's Why ANAHEIM POLICE CONFIRMED TO PEOPLE THEY FOUND "AN UNRESPONSIVE WOMAN IN HER 60S" ON THE RIDE ON MONDAY, OCT. 6 By COLSON THAYER Published on October 9, 2025 The Haunted Mansion attraction at

Oh great. An old Disneyland guest’s unfinished business is the actual Haunted Mansion ride.

The place is going to reek of spectral ranch dressing for eternity.

FREE LUIGI

I would stand for a song about the separation of Church and State.

Disturbing AI-created “sweaters” from an intrusive pop-up ad depicting overly large Santa faces making weird open-mouth expressions

BRB ordering my Surprize Buttsecks Santa and Glory Hole St. Nick sweater set.

Where’s George report of a two dollar bill logged on 6/10/2008 in Derry, NH, with the note: “Withdrawn from BankNorth in Londonderry, NH on 6/6/2008. Logged on 6/10/2008. Plan to spend at strip club.” and tracked for the first time in Portland, OR, on 10/8/2025 with the note, “This bill entered with the new WheresGeorge.com App”

Proud to be contributing to the absolute anarchy and lawlessness of Portland.

A good night to all except those who post torrents of Slow Horses without complete captions.

Hegseth's Heffers huffing and puffing to a deep dish joint near you

The least ICE could do is put Covid vaccine in the tear gas.

A whole nother

just one quick simple cursory proofread before hitting send when bluesky?

I like this because you’ll have to put up with the same silliness when François-Henri Pinault says Salma Hayek (hold on… I need to take a breath…) needs too much sex.

TRUFACT: Working at a medical testing device company, I visibly winced in a meeting when someone ended a description with *those words*. My boss noticed and asked, “What?”

I said, “When we write the documentation, we might want to call it something different.”

Everyone paused and went, “Ohhh.”