GrumpyOldDolfan

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a red chair with the words fate it seems is not without a sense irony ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a red chair with the words fate it seems is not without a sense irony

Nah that’s Morpheus from The Matrix.

Evolution of the Dolfan

lol it’s not like minkah wanted to be here for the last rebuild either…..

I actually would be ok with one more year for McDaniel. I’d like to see what GM they can pair with him.

Awww yeahhh the @sameolddolphins.bsky.social show this week’s gonna be freaking FIRE! Looking forward to a Grier-free existence and the inevitable changing of the podcast name.

Last week I called for the Dolphins to trade Jaelan Philips for John Harbaugh. Today I am here for the Pink Eye Game love. Am I a traitor? Wish-washy? A fraud? Nope, it’s just another week in the life of a 50-year Dolphins fan.

Brb right after I affix a visor to every piece of headwear I own.

My face when tua throws one to brinskill

14 point lead at the half and the defense is on fire. If we don’t see the dolphins run the ball 25 times in the 2nd half we riot.

Yeah but guys, quit stepping out of bounds.

First bijan, now Algiers…stepping out of bounds needlessly handing Buffalo 80 seconds of free time on the clock.

Trade Jaelan Phillips to Baltimore for John harbaugh.

I see plenty of people on the interwebs yelling that if Greer isn’t fired, they’ll root for a new team. Screw that. I’ve been at this for half a century. I was here first. WE were here first! We were here before Greer was and we’ll be here after he’s gone. It’s OUR Miami dolphins, not his.

If I am Joe Flacco I am buying a hospital indemnity plan before I get on the plane (bus?) from Cleveland to Cincy.

I never realized that I am somehow a travis wingfield doppelgänger from 20 years in the future. and from the looks of the bags under my eyes this morning, we are still waiting for that next playoff victory.

Incom making penalties when he’s not making x-wings.

Juju Brents sighting

Help Somebody tell me how I’m supposed to feel

Dang, when the revolution finally comes, Malik can stay.

a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp ALT: a blue dumpster is floating in a flooded area near a sign that says narrows ramp

Live look at the Miami line play today

a man with a beard is smiling in front of a city skyline ALT: a man with a beard is smiling in front of a city skyline

0-5 on last five third downs

Gotta stick to what ya know

Thank god for the jets otherwise our self-esteem would also be ass.

Hey Cam Ward, tell us what we are.

If the dolphins lose this game I swear to god I will just go deliver some DoorDash to mark sanchez.

Wait guys I got it solved….we need to employ Aaron brewer to stop the run!

lol Aaron Brewer was like “(record scratch)….you’re probably asking how I got here….”