Matt Ufford

It’s an observation, so I think you can count it!

female house sparrow!

you gotta be outta your mind to take on a pack of teens

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

the cheapest are a couple seats with horrible views just under $1000

a price chart for available Super Bowl tickets ranging from $8000 to $27,000

alternately I will graciously accept a $27,000 gift to sit behind the Seahawks bench

Nah, press credentials should go to working journalists. Now if the company had extra tickets? GIMME.

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

Darnold angling for ginger representation

thank you, I’ll need it

Because I’m not a reporter and everyone credentialed is working. And I would like to drink several beers and high-five people.

HELLO. I am looking for a single ticket to the Super Bowl. I’m willing to pay face for a nosebleed or will gratefully accept a corporate benefactor looking for a Seahawks fan to hang out with. all leads appreciated

I understand this is not the point at all, but I just can't imagine going to college and trying that hard to ensure I never got laid

you know it smell crazy in there

Tonight from Hollywood, the 2026 Grammy awards, featuring LIVE performances from:
-Gun$hai
-Ashley Duerte!
-Manmoth!
-Lil Scoop Trey, with Eric Clapton!
-Candy-N-Kisses!
-No Kitty That’s My Pot Pie!
-She Montgomery!
-Thatt Bitch!
-Laddies Of The Lake!
-and Scotch Memphiss Jr.!

👀

yes but he’s a very large teenager

🥲🫶

however you can, try to live with love and joy. fascists hate that.

7. dozens of instances of bravery and defiance in Minnesota, but especially Tom Morello pumping up the crowd

not a coincidence!

Wide shot of a wetland with shorebirds and a heron in the foreground, an oil pumpjack in the middle distance, and hazy mountains in the far distance

very boring picture of hundreds of shorebirds in a wetland

6. Bolsa Chica Ecological Reserve. (you better believe I’m posting some duck and heron pictures later)

Me petting a friendly white dog with a black ear

5. my team going to Super Bowl, but especially the bar dog

4. telling my daughter "I wish I could take the stress you feel, and the weight on your shoulders, and put it in a backpack and carry it for you." it doesn't always make things better, but this time it did.

YouTube video by CRITERION Ryan Coogler’s Closet Picks

3. Ryan Coogler's Oakland accent. I wish I could choose his voice for navigation apps. youtu.be/V_wzBKheKEE?...

2. I've seen it before in viral floor routines, but collegiate gymnasts habitually doing their teammates' choreography along the edge of the floor is very near the top of the list of my favorite things in sports. impeccable vibes.

YouTube video by UCLA Athletics Jordan Chiles - Perfect 10 Floor (Jan. 30, 2026)

here are the small delights and pleasures that carried me this week:

1. being in the crowd for Jordan Chiles's perfect 10 floor routine last night www.youtube.com/watch?v=vriY...

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

Ice dressage

Best money I spend every month

that’s not fair. *everyone* at a Melania showing on a Saturday morning is a loser