Kristina 🎀

who do I have to sleep with for restless leg syndrome to be cured?

how many yikes is too many? 🤔

and we got rid of skinner? 😒

okay a wrapped but for Bluesky?!? love it!

www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

oh nooooo what is this about lol

those blues! 😍

*and got in trouble

I am unstoppable unless there’s a minor inconvenience.

skinner 4ever

okay, you can keep the notwithstanding clause i guess, but there should be a rule that if you have to use it three times, there will be an immediate election called

if you gotta use the notwithstanding clause, you’re not doing the will of the people

I’m wanting a second hole on each ear and am planning on seeing her for it when I can afford it! I’m glad you’ll be able to wear earrings again soon!

Alissa at Atomic Zombie on 124 street all the way. She’s so rad and has been a piercer for like 2 decades.

it’s a win for all of us because otherwise she cries as the back door literally all day 🤘🏻

if you’re in Canada and want a holiday card, dm me your FULL mailing address and I’ll send it off this week!

snail mail forever 💌

I WON A GAME IM FAMOUS NOW

blessing & a curse lol

had a revelation that I hesitate going down stairs not because of my arthritic knees, but because my tits are so huge that I cannot see where I’m stepping next

hashtag bigtitproblems

the sound of Justin Vernon’s voice immediately makes me feel gutted in the most beautiful and tragic way

nothing can make me tear up so quickly than any of Bon Iver’s music

my anxiety has me on track to grind my teeth down to the gums

we need to stop kowtowing to dani smith and her fuckin deplorables

we don’t need another goddamned pipeline

how does one get to a point where they let themselves burp out loud REPEATEDLY at work? 🤔

Perfect tits 😔

my 93 yr old Serbian Baba bounced a ball for the first time last month in physio 🥹😭

playing the “is it an allergic reaction or is it just hot in here?” game again

Saaaaaame

hear me out: put some Lays salt n vinegar chips in your mouth and then drink some Coke/pepsi slurpee while you’re chewing.

game CHANGER.

why are you making your pet carry large & heavy tags on their collars?! do you wanna wear a big, heavy necklace 24/7? I think not.

forever outraged about this.