Reverend Lucifer Johnson

becky behavior

hasty pudding sounds like a british morning zoo radio host

hey dickhead, we know what they are doing because people are recording them. body cams do less than nothing because it gives them control of their one footage. retire in shame

imagine having political views so bad, and being so dedicated to them, you force yourself to listen to kid rock

liberals are anti-fascist, that’s why they’ll compromise to make sure ice still gets funding.

no see, there’s a magic voter tree and you can only pick supporters up from it, and swinging to one side and ignoring the other isn’t the very smart peoples’ fault because they’re very smart and they decided to do that. it’s the voters’ fault for being so dumb

man, paranthal james would love to shed on that.

which part of “shall not be infringed” don’t they understand.

fucking champion of sobriety here

if this keeps her out of running for president, she can stay minnesota’s problem. although they deserve better

i don’t know who that is, but gross

someone just forgot to push the reopen factories button. it’ll be fine

oh, it’s just unusual. no biggie

i only watch porn so i know what to do if my step mom ever gets stuck

like even i get laid and have you fucking seen me?

just don’t be total shit. women can over look a lot

like instead of “my mom says you have to be nice to me”, these losers want to be like “the government says you have to fuck me”

seriously bozo, learn from your unfuckability and become a better person.

this is the kind of shit assholes tell you when they don’t want to pay you.

not that i want to defend the guy, but the way his tech works it’s not outside the realm of possibility his space x ship exploded and he landed there or his self driving tesla just went in the ocean and floated there.

we must sacrifice the groups in order for there to be brunch.

works for me cuz

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ricky jerkvais

a real president would just drone strike the children and redefine enemy combatants to make it ok.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50

Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

deb is kind of gross

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

respectfully, hubba hubba.

if you think it’s easy to call contractors then under pay them maybe you should try it.

kid rock looks like a crooked used car salesmen from a 1970s movie. like he sold pam grier and oldsmobile but also grabbed her tits before she left. later she comes back and shoots him

we’re just going to act like she wasn’t brat