Id like to be a writer's assistant. Does anyone know how I can do that without leaving Chicago?

My mischievous itch is returning. Anyone have any good ideas?

Maybe time to boycott the Grammys again?

Im worried I have to get new jorts soon...

A meme of Lisa Gilroy, dressed as the Joker, talking to herself in the mirror and saying "I ate today and left no crumbs. And that's on periodt." Meme text above the image reads: Trying to introduce positive self talk into my psychotic personality

Waiting for the Pope Bar Crawl...

Yes with Siracha Honey Butter ofc. Don't do that at me again.

F*ck you. I want cornbread muffins.

Leaving a bookstore with your arms full of books has big "look at these cool rocks I found" energy

Gay guy just told me he wanted to be a pediatric dentist... a tooth fairy? Get real.

If you ask for an online headshot and resume submission prior to the audition, I don't wanna have to bring you a printed copy. You already have the information. You print it if you want a hard copy so bad.

I love when the city smells like hot dogs 😋

If you put it in a coupe class I'll drink it. Simple as that.

Unfortunately it is my genuine belief that if American schools taught poetry more rigorously then we wouldn’t be in this situation

new meme format just dropped

Elected Democrats should pepper every single comment, remark, and speech with mentions of “President Musk” - and with nary a mention of Mango Magoo.

Musk would be Mar-a-long-gone within a week.

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Twin Cities Pride dropped Target as a sponsor bc they removed their DEI initiatives. I for was was thrilled to support and keep pride free and safe for people in Twin Cities. If you can too that would be cool.