Poorer Richard

35 days last time! No layoffs, right?

George was just trying to get to work.

ICE pepper-sprayed him, dragged him from his car, locked him in a detention center, and placed him on suicide watch. He even missed his young daughter’s birthday in the process.

This man is a veteran and American citizen. Don't look away.

Did anyone check Stephan Miller for a special tattoo?

Waiting on a dem to become incapacitated. Avoid windows!

Speaker Johnson just declared the House will remain in recess all next week. This will mark a full month off; the chamber has not been in session since September 19.

Was it white Jesus?

Charlie was heard to exclaim, "I just can't quit you" before they retired to their tent

This is a masterpiece.

Morgan Stanley’s Lisa Shalett has become one of the market’s loudest cautionary voices.

“‘At the end of the day … this is not going to be pretty’ if and when the generative AI capital expenditure story falters, she said.”

@fortune.com
fortune.com/2025/10/07/a...

Name them

#(South)AmericaFirst

*course

On a serious note, it seems readily verifiable that, with the reduction in circumcision prevalence, there has been an observable decrease in autism rates? Unless, of corsre the autism prevalence is actually increasing, which would argue for MORE circumcision (and Tylenol)???

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

I would have cast an average height actor but maybe he was DEI?

😂🤣 Newsom’s trolling is now at a whole new level 😂🏅
#NobelPeacePrize #Pinks 🌸

“.. the first time a Republican governor has questioned the interstate deployment of National Guard troops over a governor’s objections.”

@nytimes.com #OKgov
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...

That's why you have to sleep with your hands outside the covers )

Which are the "Democrat program" jobs exactly?

With that complexion, you can really see why Christ stood out among his peers. No need for hog flinging.

They should post an open ticket reservation link on TikTok

@warnock.senate.gov: "As a man of faith, here's something that I have noticed about evil... Evil always gets a little bit too impressed with itself. It's filled up with hubris. Evil always goes too far, and because it goes too far, it contains within itself the seed of its own destruction."

He'd come closer to running a marathon than reading a novel

Is the Tylenol in the room with us now?

"anti-Trump probe"
*"anti-American insurgency probe"

#ObamaPeacePrize

And MAGA smiled

🚨There goes the last of Governor Pritzker’s fucks. 🪦
He took that threat of being arrested to heart… and the people of Chicago are marching in the streets because the Chicago mayor and their governor have their backs. ✊🏼
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