catgirl wittgenstein

yellow emoji closed eyes. caption above: "I do not see it". what does it mean? i have no idea how to communicate to you the intricacies of cultural context that led to me using this image. there is something terrifying of how much communication is incommunicable; how much of it lies in the spirit and will die with it. no one from ancient sumer is alive to explain to us what "oh i'll open this one" means. we teeter on the edge of death insofar as what we say is constantly at risk of being misunderstood or obscured by ignorance

discord users when you have pronouns anywhere on your profile

a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a laptop computer with a square in front of his face that says not drake Alt: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a laptop computer with a square in front of his face that says not drake

ohhhhh wait a second this online transaction is a loveless, purely material exchange of information dispensed at the mercy of a profit-seeking algorithm with which people ascribe meaning to like a cruel sort of Rorschach test

Get out of the futon, Shinji.

its taking a considerable amount of strength for me to not patheticpost on main rn. im Atlas lifting the world rn. only a single misstep from posting like a r/sillygirlclub caption. please dont make fun of me for knowign reddit thing s. im going to cry

BAD LUCK BRIAN MEME. TOP: Wants to receive love BOTTOM: Has no idea how to properly give it SAD!

We celebrated our son Jeremy's lobotomy by feeding him 67 mangos with mustard! 😂😂 His gay thoughts certainly "bipped" right off the highway LOL! Unfortunately his spinal cord did too. We thought he'd drive us back home safely. Please donate to our GoFundMe for the awful family of 4 trying to sue us

EMPLOYER: You have the qualifications but we name searched you and uh

[slides over printed piece of paper with post: "Couldnt get into Nisemonogatari because the first scene was so hot I got scared"]

EMPLOYER: You just don't seem like the right fit

❌ beaten to death
✅ bapped to unalive

Is there any chance at all

You found love in a hopeless place? I found Gleebo. He's pretty chill. Kind of fucking annoying though

do you think worms have joie de vivre

I think it would instantly pulverize in my mouth and melt like wagyu beef

IBM stands for "I Be Meowing". This is a reference to the fact that the original founder is a catgirl

"You cant make this up" I could. Simply an issue of skill

im not therian but if people wanna headcanon me as that feel free

Premium Burger makes veganism very tempting

northernlion just awoo'd on stream kasane teto offered me lean today's a good day fr

[Weirdly serious] Don't ever touch the damn aux I'll kill you and your family bro

who up seeking they great perhaps

dont like when instagram posts have music. too much

I Paused My Pain To Be Here

[With questionable credibility] I dont even care that you misgender me. Its actually you who is foolish and silly

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MY ROOMMATE OVER DINNER: You know I'm really considering unfollowing your profile; "I fujo'd the fuck out" -- really? This is what passes for film criticism these days? Letterboxd used to be a respectable place before you TikTok-addled swines polluted the site with your boorish screenshotable quips ME: By the way when I said I had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the movie I was jerking off ROOMMATE: I know, I could hear you moaning loud as fuck ME: You sure that wasn't the movie? ROOMMATE: Do you think I'm fucking stupid MY DATE: Um, sorry, I think I have to leave

the urge to create a lot of alts with different personas always lays dormant within me

When I see a man I set fire to him and hit him with a large hammer. I do this on the basis of his gender identity. I do this for every man I meet. I have done this constantly and will continue to do this

ah hell naw that wittgensteinian kush got me feeling things that cannot be said only shown

yes, I said desu, stop asking

hi lol how r u
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just got done with work im so bored
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do u mind if i stop by and we could hang out maybe and go to taco bell
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Barren fridge with single apple "Does anyone have any methods at all"

When the function has not been implemented