🥘 Emil 🦃 for All 🍠 Seasons 🍁

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*most woke opinion(s) not publishable aquí

My median woke opinion is general strike

Oh I’m SO EXCITED for you 🤩

اهلاً بخير يا basin 🥰

Why is Chris sporting the Cardinal Richelieu facial hair 😭

By liking this I assume I’m tacking my name onto the list

Hola Poppy

Donald J. Trump & @realDonaldTrump Follow "@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!

Sadly, no chapter of Skullfuck & Boners at UPenn 😪

From what I’ve read it’s not pretty, he was apparently treated for Peyronie’s Disease (aka Bent Carrot Syndrome)

Yes because they're now forced to fund 100% of retirement pensions for each new full time hire after day one, a policy the GOP put into place to make them lose money to cause this exact issue.

Never thought that “food porn” would be the chief export of Washington DC

“Cutting down calories to 0, potentially even negative because of the exercise that has been occurring, I think is very good if you want to get swole”

caption: game recognize game pic: nancy reagan shaking hands with donald trump in the 80's. both of them have very likely given sloppy toppy to bill clinton, which is why they are shaking hands. ronald reagan stands in the background wearing a tan fucking suit like the depraved piece of shit he ever was

Every time RFK talks it’s like listening to one of the Yeerks, aka the evil brain-worms from Animorphs (and no I didn’t have to look that up, and yes I’m still somehow married)

Putin has gotta be so mad that there’s a back door into The Oldest Vault

What the hell, Jamelle is MY AGE 😮‍💨

We were SO CLOSE

Middle East analyst & Georgetown University scholar Khaled Elgindy says the short- to medium-term prognosis in Gaza is “very very grim.”

He warns the Strip is “likely to see a low-level insurgency, with continued Israeli restrictions on aid, and no reconstruction.”

The outcome, he says, carries...

Arcades were the original microtransactions

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If we get kids to start trading crypto early, they’d have a much better understanding of coinage

AI startup Cursèd

Shame On A N***a (Taylor’s version)

QAnon Moms will have no choice but to jettison their weed gummies and go back to smoking meth

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

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This is incorrect, Noah. Palestinians can't work jobs in Lebanon. They can't enter certain places in Jordan. Palestinians who are Israeli citizens face no restrictions. The wall is a security measure, and it worked. Apartheid is a blood libel. Noah Smith @... • 15h

Why do these people always sneak in a totally random and completely false claim about Jordan? There is not a single place in Jordan where Palestinians "can't enter". On the other hand, there are dozens of Israeli townships that can reject Palestinian citizens from obtaining residency.