Grinder is for getting it on. But in these ads, this lady is in the cold with her baby trying to get 50 coins so she can fix the window and get a fireplace.

If I say you do you and catch you doing actually you ima fuck you up

Healing isn’t enough I need my memory erased

If I say you do you and catch you doing actually you ima fuck you up

Aww that dick looks lonely let me fix that

Bring back men that yearn for a partner. I want a love letter sealed with wax.

New year, same flesh

I’m so tired of the bad news today.

I’m gonna tune out and watch a cheesy Christmas movie. I don’t care that it’s over.

Somebody asked me what to do with leftover bacon.

I'd never heard of such a thing.

i don’t think ALIEN 3 is as bad as its reputation but it certainly isn’t good EXCEPT for charles s. dutton, who fucking rules

i have the BIGGEST pimple on my nose that i look like rudolph omfg

this urge to launder rfk jr. as “just a guy who is right about a few things” is such a perfect example of how liberals are people who won’t take their own side in a fight

Platinum Face Card

I found the bitch and I’m mad because you chose an umpa lumpa big nose bitch over a platinum face card body shaped like a coke bottle

He says I can’t take a joke, but I took him

On the bright side I still have a fat ass

[Crying] I wanna be rich

just randomly swiped up on his birthday post after ghosting him for no rzn 3 months ago #bottominastraightmaledominatedfeilds

Remember what Santa said he said be a ho ho ho so what are you waiting for, go go go

What am I sad for I have a tiny waist and a bang able face card

You just gotta say AYYYEEE after everything to stay happy

Beer before liquor never sicker liquor before beer in the clear

Saturday nights are for ass shaking

Hate when men ask me what I’m doing like baby I’m in these streets serving cunt wtf are you doing bitch??

Catching feelings and falling in love should be on a thousand ways to die